Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ikickyourbutt 9
well. you had good intentions!!
atthegates 0
today, my girlfriend lost my keys. when i got a new key, i found out my a/c vents were full of confetti. FML
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Comments (156)
mdizzl 6
well at least she had good intentions to start with. sucks it went to waste tho
ChrisLTC 3
Should have tried diesel, fertilizer and nails in the boot! SURPRISE!
Monkeyone 0
This it to FUNNY :P
SayPeanuts 29
Can't you just look for the keys? They have to be somewhere in the car.
Cute_raver_ 0
oh wow xD
daisyjess 9
Cute idea!
CryMoreFMLs 15
I am severely tempted to do that now...
Senior29 8
did he like it?
crazychick1269 7
lmsao I would so do that!!!!
gchartier90 0
use the spare key to start the car and just maybe the keys will shoot out with the confetti. it's worth a shot right