Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
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Jaaared_ 15
Wow your sister is evil.
bobsleighyer 10
Happy Birthday !
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Comments (99)
worldclassrager 41
It's one way to spread the word... Well this being posted is a decent gift right? And you have all of us wishing you one as well
Megs1813 5
Your sister is a b*tch
Witchylady 18
You sister will get her dues. If not by you then by someone else. She must have such a vindictive and malicious side to her nature if she thought what she did was ok. Your sister is just mean spirited. Happy birthday.
failbob14 0
hey don't worry, maybe the other community doesn't respect you but we are here for you, everytime :) we are all a big family here :) we are always here for you bro :) your life isn't ****** at all, only the comutity is :) Yours, failbob14 btw: happy birthday li'l man
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Time for payback!
yeongji 31
Happy birthday! from another person born today :)
mybubbles2000 13
Sorry bout that OP. Happy Birthday from me!!!
KaylaTackett 18
Happy birthday!
lazymaze 3
We'll happy birthday
patricia00 7
happy birthday !!!