Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
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Jaaared_ 15
Wow your sister is evil.
bobsleighyer 10
Happy Birthday !
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Comments (99)
RomeyRich 22
couldnt have gotten any worse than that right???
Tessa_11 19
): well happy birthday..
cathartictrance 1
Hey you're my birthday twin! Happy birthday! Mine was also pretty lame :P
Attacksloth 33
Happy birthday. Revenge is pointless unless it's siblings, so this is where you find the most unflattering photograph of her, from any age, and do the exact same thing back. Or, you lock her out of the house and blame it on the cat.
muldrowe 6
Yesterday was my birthday, my sister did the same thing but over Facebook. It's alright, kids are weird.
spillthebeans101 4
What?? I think that's so thoughtful and cute!!
snowgr5 6
Happy belated Birthday. As you get older, you'll realise the best birthday presents are the ones you give yourself. So take a personal day off from school and have some fun.
TogeBara 12
Everyone has an embarrassing photo. Deal with it. I share mine to my gf and her friends, makes for a good story. Great for breaking the ice with new peeps. You want to be memorable? Becoming the funny guy is a great way to accomplish that task. In fact I had an ex that told me a story of how she shat on the slide of a amusement park when she was like 5 simply because she was having too much fun to stop and go to the bathroom. Her grandfather rushed her to the bathroom and had her do her business. Afterwards he took one look at the bathroom and they got a new hotel. LOL Stuff is funny? Roll with it, have no shame in living life to the fullest. My school has a contest where the male adult teachers and some of the popular students dress up in pink cutesy outfits. They call it the, "sexy legs competition" and the teacher that gets voted sexy legs gets their photo plastered in that year's yearbook. Go with the flow OP, time heals all wounds, but you can speed the process with good old fashioned laughter.
SabrinaK1 12
Happy belated birthday OP!!!
shady_fox77 13
Ultimate satan move right there