Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
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Top comments
Jaaared_ 15
Wow your sister is evil.
bobsleighyer 10
Happy Birthday !
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Comments (99)
schadenfreud 6
Any publicity is good publicity. Use it to your advantage later
duude989 7
If that were true, calumny wouldn't be upsetting, also, I can't fathom how this could be made advantageous.
PenguinBitch 44
Happy nonbirthday OP! *sees poster* Oh lol happy birthday lady.
aarsch8 5
It was my b-day today to!! Mine wasn't that bad but still, always look on the bright side of life.
mchmelev1993 10
:( happy birthday sweetheart
aarsch8 5
Life wouldn't be what it is without conflict and humor... and FML. Keep your head up.
foxwasalamb 24
thats when you turn it around on her
a1324 6
Happy birthday
Etweens96 25
Hey happy birthday! Today's my birthday too!
XxXCrissyXxX 12
Well your sister remembered! :D Happy birthday, and cheer up! look up a bootleg figure called SADER. It'll either give you nightmares or make you laugh till you cry XD
fieldhockey30 1
Wow! Happy Birthday and that sucks!!