Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. Also today, same as the past five years, my family forgot my mine and threw a party for my 5-year-old twin sisters who I share a birthday with. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister and a few of my roommates planning a surprise party for a fellow roommate whose birthday is a week away. My birthday was yesterday. No one remembered. Not even my own sister. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML
Today, I got a picture message from my aunt that said, "9 out of 10 kids get their awesomeness from their aunt." Normally, I would have agreed, except she forgot my birthday yesterday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML
Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML
Today, it's my birthday, none of my friends wished me a thing. I spent the whole day crying and then decided to call few of them and sobbingly demanded an explanation. Most of them didn't pick up, the rest called me a drama queen, saying that my birthday isn't as important as I think. FML
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Top comments
Phusion 0
you're an idiot
twixbarlover 0
What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....
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Comments (112)
Phusion 0
you're an idiot
ahimsa7 0
Couldn't have said it better myself.
LadyLieDie 1
This is basically all that needs to be said.
Kingdutch 3
'nuff said
_Noon_ 0
Totally agreed :)
cxal_fml 0
How do you suddenly forget that your birthday is NOT the day after a major holiday?
greenltrn2003 0
^exactly. OP your niece is awesome
ActionManly 11
Exactly!
youreanidiot 0
hey Fusion, I copyrighted that phrase (for this reason :-P) WOW biggest ydi I've ever clicked
michaelscot23 0
retard...
munchly 17
meh this isn't that bad. I've woken up thinking it was a day later then it was. at least your family didn't forget about your birthday :D
lawleit 0
same thing happened to me except I was a month early xD
twixbarlover 0
What an idiot...."are you smarter than a 6 yr old?" nope....
DaniPandi 22
Note: When calling someone an idiot, make sure to include hs when needed.
Itasan 0
Lmao. How could you forget?
lostfaithinpppl 19
Talk about being an attention *****! YDI
simoneie123 0
exactly what i was thinking.
sparklesxD 0
#7-how is she an attention *****? she was pissed off because she didn't get any birthday wishes from her family so she called them.
Sierra365 0
haha good job. We have the same birthday btw... thats kinda cool..... happy early birthday lol
IDeSeRVeDIT_Web 0
Happy Birthday to you miss. _________________________________ www.ideservedit.tk
Ellodie_fml 0
a 6 years old knows more about yourself than you do. scary
EmreArslan 11
Are u stupid? Its her niece that isnt scary. Maybe that in ur family u guys are strangers to each other doesnt mean her family is the same
T1A2Z3 35
It's scary because you think you'd remember your own birthday and generally 6 year olds would find that stuff harder to remember.
FYL_YDI_B 0
LOOOOOL...How do you forget when your own birthday is? EPIC fail, YDI.
patticake1601 0
Read the FML properly dumbasses...she didn't forget her birthday, she got the days confused !!
did_it_4_lulz 0
It's just as bad.
drano 0
Valid point #35, but read her name. 'forgotmyownbirthday'
CookieMonstr19 0
Why are you saying LOOOOOL?!?!
CallMeHush 1
One the bright side you now have a whole year to figure out how to operate a calender before your next birthday.
nick1585 0
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a192837465 0
TEAM EDWARD
SandiRainbowFish 20
Team Bella Should've Been Run Over By The ******* Bus!!!
trivel64 16
I'm on Team Tyler. He's the guy who almost ran Bella over with his van.