Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I am a triplet. In my first class, everyone sang happy birthday to my sister. Her friends got her balloons too. My other sister's friends got her flowers. Everyone forgot I was their sister and all of my own friends forgot that it was my birthday. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML
Today, I got a birthday card from my parents. It was my sister's from earlier in the year. They scratched out her name and wrote mine underneath. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only time people have contacted me is to ask who I voted for. FML
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Top comments
Jaaared_ 15
Wow your sister is evil.
bobsleighyer 10
Happy Birthday !
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Comments (99)
CurlyQute 17
She's not a good sister... I would never do that to my brother, no matter how much he pissed me off
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Before my brother left for college 2 years ago, when coaches did recruiting visits I showed all of them pictures of him in one of our mom's dresses.
MrBowman 12
Well happy birthday, I think most of us know that empty feeling on some birthdays.
JMichael 26
Happy Birthday!
feven 32
Happy birthday. You're welcome.
SmokinGuns 13
Wow, rude much? OP probably isn't going to see this eithervway lmfao
feven 32
You and me are like complete opposites. I try to hide the fact that it's my birthday to avoid those group (annoying) singing they do.
sanecatlady 13
I'm really sorry to hear that. Even at my age I still enjoy the attention and treats I get for my own birthday.
thatsabiggun 11
Well at least your sister remembers too? Sorry OP that's gotta suck
fmlrulesBolt 14
Happy Birthday!
foreveralone7_fml 17
Happy Birthday!
vlalam 24
Ur sister went out all the way to make it special for you ;). Time to payback and happy bday btw