Today, my dad texted me while I was in school saying, "Your cat vomited. Covered it up with a bowl so you can clean it when you come home." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I got an urgent message from my boyfriend that there was an emergency and I should come home immediately. I took my last personal day of the month and drove the half-hour home. The emergency? The cat had vomited on the comforter. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, I worked a 12-hour shift. Today my parents' cat also had diarrhoea. Rather than clean it up when said cat projectile shat all through my bed, they simply closed my door and left it for me. Since it's in my room, apparently it's my problem. They can't understand why I'm pissed. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
Today, I’m pet-sitting for my parents while they’re on vacation. So far, one cat has projectile vomited all over the living room, and another has pooped in their bed. Twice. My parents were not concerned when I called, and said this is normal behavior. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML
Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML
Today, my husband was coming back after three weeks away for work. I was ready to surprise him when he walked in, but the cat took a foul shit in the litter box and the smell stressed me out so much that the first thing he heard was, "Clean the cat box!" FML
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tencalories 3
that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step in it
GrooveSponge 0
...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted.
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Comments (235)
homiebalonie 2
lmaoo
instnt1nfction 17
*lemon
WompWompWomp123 7
Dang, every other day? WTF is wrong with your cat?
RainbowHeadache 2
One of mine does it almost every day. Hairballs. She's long haired. I've gotten so used to the sound that it wakes me up & I book it to the bathroom for toilet paper to get it before she barfs everywhere. I brush her a lot so if it's not hairballs I dunno what it is.
ImInABox 6
Where the hell did lemon come from?
instnt1nfction 17
do you really want to know?
catrav77 0
38. You are not smart.
sterlingarcher 1
ahaha haha haha wow that's hilarious!! :D
yaer 4
from a tree
tencalories 3
that's what my family does except they don't warn me I just kinda step in it
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Mine too! if one of my cats hurls then they just leave it until I get home/find it.
fmlwmty 0
that's so to all of you :( ... I actually do that to my mom so I can't smoothies with you
pertained 12
Chunder Cats are Go! lol, they did say when you get a cat it'd be your responsibility OP...
rbubbles 20
48. you fearless bastard :-P
xxsarahfxx 6
Squidward.
leeshxx 3
102 why in ***** name do you continue spamming saying squidward. shutup bitch
xtacticalswarmx 0
30- Your cats look awesome! Yin yang lol.
xxsarahfxx 6
because I can. and I'm not spamming I did it twice you shit. ***** go somewhere else and not criticize me. :)
xxsarahfxx 6
You guys are so immature deal with my comment and move on don't make a big deal out of it.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
102 they weren't what's ur problem?? not that I'm in this or anything :1
Iknoweverything 29
xxsarahfxx, I have no idea what you said, but calling someone immature because they moderated your comments indicates a lack of maturity on your part. Why? Because 1. It shows you care about your comments... on the INTERNET and 2. I'm pretty sure the comments are moderated by moderators. It seems to take a lot to piss them off and remove people's comments. Oh and 3. Calling someone immature for no reason other than deleting your comments is stupid. Have a nice day! :)
xxsarahfxx 6
140- I just commented squidward. then they get all mad because I 'spammed'. so they keep moderating my comments which is stupid . they should just move on it's just a comment
Sirin_fml 47
You can't come onto our website, agree to follow our commenting rules, violate those rules, insult our moderators, and tell us to "move on". It's common sense, so don't push your luck.
NovemberJuliette 0
Solution, get a dog
naughtia 14
yup I'd probably do the same thing, minus the bowl
krazykiya12095 0
yeahhp, my mom does the same ! except i don't step in it lol but OP don't feel bad, parents do stuff like that. just make sure not to use that bowl (:
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
44, WTF are you saying?
duhh_winning 0
44 is the prime example of a crack head
mfmylifesrsly 30
the rule in our house is "whoever sees it first cleans it up" and sadly I'm usually the one who sees it first -__- or if my sister does, she doesn't say anything.
guckylynn 19
157 how is getting a dog a solution? They throw up too.
uridea 14
Hate to break it to you 186 they probably see it and pretend they don't. Well that's what my sister does at least :P
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
first school now this, don't be a lazy bastard dad pick it up for me!
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
but yeah I'd just walk away if it wasnt my cats vomit so the cat belongs to the son
tencalories 3
88 is ezio!!!!
purfreak 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if it was YOUR cat that vomited, then you shouldn't expect your father to clean it up!!
Iknoweverything 29
Especially if the dad didn't like cats and OP brought one home anyway. (I can't believe how common that is.)
catrav77 0
11 - ...what? Did OP ever say that happened?
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
11...wat r talkin about? lol OP said nothing at all about bringing home the cat...
ImInABox 6
Doesn't necessarily mean the cat is OP's only. I mean, me and my mom both equally own our cats (though they bug her more than me), and when there's a mess, she goes "Your cat made such-and-such mess. Clean it up," even though they're just as much her cats as they are mine.
TheDrifter 24
You just think they're her cats too. I'm sure she'd gladly drown them if you didn't love them so much.
docscientist 10
That's silly, 3. The father should clean it up because by the time op gets home, it will be dry and quite a bit harder to clean. The dad is just being lazy.
abbi96x 0
^ ooo we have a vomit expert here :L
catrav77 0
78 bahahaha
XZeenon 1
Well I think the OP wanted a cat in the first place. So commonly the daughter/son begs for one and says they'll take complete care of them. So if that's the case. Suck it up OP, you wanted one.
jannie22 0
well her father could have cleaned it to held his daughter out. Especially since he saw it and she was not even home at the time. I think the man was just being a lazy bitch.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
maybe there family cats? the dad just sounds lazy, I mean honestly, would it take tht long to clean up some cat vomit? plus what if the cat vomited because of something the dad gave him/her?
beastlyguy 0
WTF
KiddNYC1O 22
#11 said "IF"... keyword...
iJasper 8
LOL!!
docscientist 10
78 - I'm a doctor of oral excrement. and yours seems to be a chronic condition.
abbi96x 0
What the ****?
m0tl3ycru3 0
lol
brknankls 5
seriously its just being nice lol who woyld leave cat puke to just sit thats ****** nasty even if it wasnt his cat and its not like uts a lion im sure he wouldnt die
dadof2 4
makes sense to me its your cat right here kitty kitty kitty
Brandnewuser 0
ya that's what u get for having a cat
ceinaworus 0
cats are for *******.
BooGhosted 0
I'm guessing you like those? Cause if you don't, I don't want to meet you face to face it might get awkward.
ceinaworus 0
you speak in riddles bro.
YouDaIdiot 4
haha wouldn't you be sick
YouDaIdiot 4
quite CATastrophic
EatnBeef 7
^ fail ofthe week
OriginalPooh01 0
What? >:D
nswan 5
hate it when ******* splurge....
GrooveSponge 0
...I'm not sure whether to laugh or be disgusted.
ucofresh 4
Haha... I went ahead and laughed!
bamxitsxandreaa 8
hahaha..guys can be so dirty at times (; ahaa.
nswan 5
I don't get what's so dirty... ;)
sterlingarcher 1
ahaha ^^
bamxitsxandreaa 8
of course you don't (; hahaha.
tayybayybayyyy 4
FYL. your dads freaking lazy. and gross if he's just going to leave it there
dva976 7
why should his/her dad have to clean it up? Its not his cat. Thats the problem with teenagers nowadays. They're the lazy ones who dont want to do shit.
tayybayybayyyy 4
well I wouldn't want the vomit just sitting in the floor all day when the OP physically can't clean it up because they're at school
hollylollyxoxo 0
he's not just leaving it there, he put a bowl over it
Shazzora 0
ahaha, own ^^
the_hypnotoad 5
Oh no! Cat vomit on the carpet all day! Well what are you gonna do when you work all day and no one is home? Then who will you call lazy? Puke happens. If you can't be a responsible pet owner and clean it up.. don't get a pet.
flickyourbic1223 7
OP may not be a teenager. And it's unsanitary to leave it, plus who wants to use a bowl that once covered cat vomit? Even if it's washed twice.
FreebirdIII 1
Who fed the kitty a pot pie??? They clean it up.
tayybayybayyyy 4
47, a bowl simply covering the vomit does nothing to prevent the carpet from being stained. that's why the dad is lazy, he doesn't care enough about the cleanliness of his own house to take 5 minutes to clean up after the cat while the kid is at school
guckylynn 19
148 - I agree. Once my cat puked and since I was at class and lived alone it stained the carpet in only 3 hours. If OPs dad leaves it there possibly all day I would guess it would likely stain the floor, unless it's on linoleum, although it could mess up hardwood if that's the case.
nerdsgetmehot 23
My cat used to vomit every other day, and my mom never cleaned it up for me either-- but I didn't expect her to.
catrav77 0
9 - bahahaha good one.
GigaPudding_fml 24
I love the fact that he bothered to text her, most people (who'd let it be) would probably just pretend they'd never seen it
TraceCase_ 19
Haha, yep, my brother once got back in his car and took a nap down the block after being the first to discover the dog had left diarrhea on the kitchen floor.
ImInHawaiiBITCH 0
lol funny brother(:
DFlit1 0
at least he gave u a heads up before u found said bowl and then discovered the vomit