Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
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LolaD18 1
Who doesn't like the sun?: Vampires Skin Cancer Patients Me Badly sunburned people That guy that pwnd you
alpaquette91 9
oh burn ;)
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Comments (128)
SnailJamsss 6
You was just answering his question. He can suck it.
TrueStory22 0
Sounds more like they loved the sun too much.
thisdue1775 0
what's melanomas?
moglie 0
yur in denial, the second step is acceptance :p
GypsyHearted 2
It's the sun that doesn't like him.
Bekll 31
I've never had melanoma, but I detest sunny weather all the same.
nojo191 2
grocery store clerk?
hurray4jmk 1
Oh **** that guy. Like you were supposed to have enough that! Ya sucks for him but he shouldn't bring you down because of it!
heartsong21 0
Rain is far better tham the sun..it darkens the sky and you get wet..plus no blindness...two people who hate the sun
kei1108 13
Well that guy was a snob. He didn't have to say that. Ugh! haha