Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
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LolaD18 1
Who doesn't like the sun?: Vampires Skin Cancer Patients Me Badly sunburned people That guy that pwnd you
alpaquette91 9
oh burn ;)
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Comments (128)
sailorzoe 14
What a douche.
lmaoatall 6
you had know way of knowing. you can't say anything these days without risking offending someone.
Zomg_Okay 27
Anything! Right, whose offended?
Crlnprz 11
i'm offended
lmaoatall 6
I'm offended that your offended.
Crlnprz 11
good :P btw i was talking to 45 just incase you didn't know
lmaoatall 6
I know 63
SchiTzenGiglez 0
lmao at the cat and the dog
CherryBombb 0
I'm offended! apologize !
DncrHap 9
maybe he should've tried sunscreen. sun damage is preventable, yo.
MuffyStJacques 0
Sun rays can still get through sunscreen.
DncrHap 9
not enough to give you cancer. always reapply.
joa76 3
You can get skin cancer even with sunscreen. Some people are just unlucky...I knew someone who got it when they were 5, which certainly wasn't caused by excess skin exposure.
Sprocket 5
86, no one said you can't get skin cancer. However, this FLM is obviously talking about loving the sun and cancer.
MuffyStJacques 0
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas-...oh, yeah, I don't like the sun either. I'm too pale and get sunburned easily. :/
alexFYL 11
People with melanoma don't dislike sun. -_-
Pinkanani 12
Exactly, how do you think they got it in the first place? (Rhetorical question)
Sirin_fml 47
Evidently, this one does dislike it.
alexFYL 11
Exactly #27! My family is prone to it, but instead of doing a 180 and being weird sun-haters, you just take extra precautions. IF you hated the sun, it wouldn't have got so bad in the first place. So ... I guess that's a good thing for emo kids and goths.
samsanpoet 0
his relationship with the sun is....spotty at best bwaha!
Livinia 11
That's ... awkward.
DocBastard 40
I can tell you have a very sunny disposition, so don't let this guy's bad luck cloud your judgement or fog your mind weather he likes it or not. With a stormy altitude like that, it's snow wonder bad things happen to this guy. Don't let this nasty encounter rain on your parade. Let your happiness shine through, and tell him to go to hail.
jvillan87 5
I see what you did there
jvillan87 5
I see what you did there
Nimmrodel 11
Wow Doc your wasted as a doctor, you need to quit that job and get work at a crappy celebrity obsessed newspaper. Your talent at making amusing puns should shared with the whole world.
talldude4u 3
If you're* going to insult Doc, at least use proper grammar to save yourself from looking like an imbecile.
Nimmrodel 11
I wasn't insulting him, thanks for the free lesson though. If you're gonna try and insult me please try and pick up sarcasm will save you looking like an imbecile.
fmltiligothigh 0
well look on the bright side, at least you learned something new. not eveyone likes the sun xp
regsworld11 2
don't assume! ;)