Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
Today, I was feeling sad and depressed at work, when a customer said, “Smile. It’s nice and sunny outside.” Sunny weather makes me depressed. FML
Today, I was badly sunburnt even after making it a point to apply a lot of sunscreen. My coworkers thought it amusing to slap me every chance they get. FML
Today, one of my work colleagues was staring at my severe sunburn. She wanted to know if she could "peel" me, when my sunburn becomes "ripe", because she loves the sound. She won't take no for an answer, and I work with her everyday this week. FML
Today, I was called a wimp for getting a sunburn. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, I was at work when a customer came up to me and asked where and what I used to get my tan. I'm Indian. FML
Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
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LolaD18 1
Who doesn't like the sun?: Vampires Skin Cancer Patients Me Badly sunburned people That guy that pwnd you
alpaquette91 9
oh burn ;)
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Comments (128)
noledude 0
its not that bad. melanoma isnt cause by exposure to the sun, the other two most common forms of skin cancer are.
MuchDance90s 0
Omg. That's hilarious.
vietmanx 10
don't let his nonsunblockwearinass get u down
ShadowBitch99 2
I don't like light. I'm nocturnal.
Lulicah 3
I don't like the sun; I burn easily.
imazaari 12
I've never had skin cancer but I hate the sun to the point where being outside for 5 minutes on a sunny, no-clouds day can make me depressed and angry. I don't assume that everyone loves cold, rainy weather like I do.
mikelangele 15
actually you found someone who liked the sun a little bit too much.
sbarua219 17
I have a friend that sneezes whenever he looks into the sun. Idk just felt like sharing haha
writerchic85 26
That's not really your fault. Sounds like this guy was fishing for pity.
aimbug 42
Not the best conversation.