Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then used the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML
Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
Today, as I was ringing in a customer, I noticed that the Febreeze spray can was wet. Noticing this, I sniffed my hands because they had got wet, and said to the customer, "Oh, the can is leaking… want to go get another one?" He then said, "No it's OK, I just sweat a lot." FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, there was a 10-minute cloudburst. It started 30 seconds after I parked my car and ended 30 seconds after I arrived at the office. Now the sun is shining, the sky is blue, and I look like I took a shower fully clothed. Oh, and I'm wearing thin white pants. FML
Today, it's hot and sunny, and a customer asked me how I was, I responded by saying "It's a hot sunny day. Who doesn't love the sun?" He responded by telling me he had just had three melanomas cut out. I guess I did find someone who doesn't like the sun. FML
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy? Think of it like lube.......
YeahFMLxX 0
Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.
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ditdotditdot 0
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Tweety122888 0
either op's an idiot or it's just plain retarded. he JUST washed his hair. He was being sarcastic duh!
stro88 6
No way it's 20 degrees anywhere in this heat wave. Stop being a b@&$! And do your job.
Trilly123 10
#186 If the guy was being sarcastic the OP would know by now and obviously wouldn't have posted this. The OP nows a lot more about the situation than you do.
weenerdurpoo 0
yeouch doesnt get mucher hotter than that does it ? insert bad pun haha .
thor89 0
The I would die of heat har har
YeahFMLxX 0
Sounds like your in the wrong profession if your disgusted by sweat!
Phaa 0
it's just sweat...who cares that's why you get paid :)
YeahFMLxX 0
Did no one play football, or wrestle, or play softball, or run track in high school? Sweats normal, leave the man alone, he may of had a fever or a gland/pore problem! I'm never nice on fml, but last time I went to the barber my appendix had just ruptured and I had a cold sweat, nasty fever, and threw up blood all over the chair! If you don't like humans, work in an office cubicle! 'Nuff said.
doink 0
Holy shit #62. That sounds painful and messy.
Gulo_fml 0
I don't see how this is an FML.
boyguydudemalema 0
#62 had more of an fml than the OP
babybubz 0
@62 it has nothing to do with liking humans. I'm a hairstylist and I love my job.. although I'm not really a 'people person'. if you enjoy your job you can deal with it. but when it comes to touching a strangers body fluids that's where I draw the line. it's VERY disgusting.. and the smell of a sweaty scalp is enough to make someone feel nauseous.. you can always wash it of course ..but once you get a whiff of it the smell lingers in your nostrils.. yuck
YeahFMLxX 0
Understood 106. I appreciate the clarification (: !
adenny116 0
Ydi for being a poor haircutter op
cdogbeastman 0
BEAST-MODE [ON] OFF
jasonsaied 1
lol op is stupid I'm pretty sure the guy was joking
xxrogerthatxx 19
lmfao
travis1228 1
chill dude
livingdeadgirl9 0
how does a sweaty headed guy make the OP a bad hairdresser? It doesn't. Precisely.
ImaginaryFoe 1
#62, what the bloody hell were you doing getting a haircut when your appendix had just ruptured? Did you not have bigger things to worry about? And how did your hair look once you came to? FYL that sounds awful.
YeahFMLxX 0
I didn't know for sure I had appendicidis: I thought it might be a virus, then when blood started gushing from my mouth, I knew there was a problem.
YeahFMLxX 0
Oh and as for the cut.. Well she hadn't started.. So I guess okay, the week and a half after that's a blur, so yeah. Morphine <3!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Morphine FTW!
tweetbaby14 18
oh yes fyl because the guy had sweaty hair uh no you are gonna wash it anyway so why does it matter stop your whining.
mikeyboi19 5
gosh maybe it was just a joke. you shoulda licked his head to make sure
hoopstar15 0
number 54 has THE best picture EVER!!!! hahaha
mariahrawks 0
so you're saying you'd cut sweat drenxhed hair? fail.
tylahgrace 12
I'm a hairdresser too and I hate it when that happens! I hate it even more when I ask if they want their head washed beforehand and they say no, cos there is NOTHING I love more than touching your stinking sweaty scalp. ick
macs4evr 7
Nvm
random_man1999 11
Why did you go get a haircut if you were feeling that bad?
mrinsult2000 0
first
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Ain't oily, greasy, sweaty hair sexy? Think of it like lube.......
killahitlah 0
gross
MadaZer0 8
Ewww... I think I just got a boner D:
Arinwyn 0
I think I love you mercy...it does indeed work for him(:
foxyygirl123 0
and like how old are you
tehbassmasta 0
@67 I dont kbow whats more disgusting, the fact that you got a boner from that or that your a guy with that profile pic
raithex 0
That's pretty awkward.
TheRussian7 0
not really it's kinda irritating
Person1233 13
lolwut.
Person1233 13
Uh, please explain how "lolwut," is against your rules?
Sirin_fml 47
My bad, I hit moderate instead of the comment link. I should lay off the heroin.
ninja_ness 3
probably
MermaidSongXOXO 6
And the LSD -_-
Person1233 13
It's okay. Heroin is hard to stop.. *looks around suspiciously* STOP STARING AT ME.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Don't do it Sirin, that's what they want you to do.
CallMeHush 1
Everything in moderation Sirin, any of those mushrooms left BTW?
Sirin_fml 47
Sure, magic mushrooms for everyone! Just don't go telling Ajjas about this though.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Sweet *takes magic mushrooms* And if you're not gonna use that heroin.....
thoughtcrimeno1 0
do you have any splunge?
CallMeHush 1
We watched the magic mushroom episode of Entourage last night. My daughter couldn't figure out why we thought it was so funny. I was just happy she didn't get it. LOL
aardvarkish 17
* giddier than Alice in Wonderland *
Shystai 0
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail
CallMeHush 1
*look my shoelaces are tying themselves *
YeahFMLxX 0
All mighty moderator! stop nodding my crappp please (= ! Love you Sirin!
CallMeHush 1
First you must drink the kool-aid.
YeahFMLxX 0
D: Anything but that!
Ajjas013 6
What?! Magic Mushrooms without me!? ...Betrayed by my own sist-- THE MODERATOR!
YeahFMLxX 0
Ah Ajjas you never fail to leave me mouth agape. 0:
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Here, Ajjas. *Shares magic mushrooms* You have to give me some LSD, though, or else I'll knock you unconscious in the middle of a shroom trip and you'll wake up confused, being raped by a mysterious figure in Cuba.
Ajjas013 6
I thought the term was, you'll wake up underwater in Cuba. And no, I refuse. I wanna see Sirin grovel for forgiveness. Or beat the shit out of me.
MadaZer0 8
No balls...
MermaidSongXOXO 6
double post :O
Ajjas013 6
Yeah it posted somewhere down there too. Would you really kick my ass? *Sobs*
purplemnm 9
first step to recovering from addiction: admitting your addiction. yay for Sirin
xxrogerthatxx 19
shut up you bitch. not even for that comment, I just don't like you.
purplemnm 9
pass the doobie to the left hand side :D -runs and sits to the left of sirin-
cindybuzz 5
i hate lsd. get off my computer screen.
trivel64 16
This is probably the best thread I've seen in years.
ninja_ness 3
sounds yummeh lol jk that's f-in nasty
ramencrusade 0
eww
swimspy 3
eeewwww thts nasty!!!
Jrook 0
musta been a fattie
thespodaph 1
Wow...that's rude
nuklear7 0
i'm thinking sarcasm was involved here.
kennarama 0
Nope, no sarcasm.