Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my son's girlfriend is actually a webcam porn star he pays for private sessions. He’s somehow convinced himself they have a real relationship, and is spending thousands of pounds every week, on his credit card I may add. FML
Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son and his stepdad have bonded over covering for each others' misbehaviour so I don’t find out. Between them they have kept it secret that my son sneaks out at 1am to see his secret girlfriend, that my husband lost £500 gambling, that my son scratched the car… The list goes on. FML
Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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docscientist 10
He should've called himself "Peter Porker."
Nikki_ASW 0
Isn't that spiderman....?
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Comments (181)
tydoherty8 0
hahaha that's hilarious don't worry he's just having a good time ******* with people
iownyou777 0
no spider man saves people not **** them
omiusx 2
q
Lifeisntfair13 0
lmao
BackHurts 0
#41 He saves people from their cold turkey.
miraggg 1
pics or it didnt happen
bantosh 4
I see what you did there.;)
HeartOfLead 24
He's a freakin sun-of-a... Irresponsible mother i guess, that little piece a mofo took my persona!
Nikki_ASW 0
Isn't that spiderman....?
Lil_Red777 21
yeah
sheethapins 13
No it's your mom.
Nikki_ASW 0
97: Oh okay just making sure.
yummyjam101 0
eat shit..!
imnotcraZ 0
I deeply worry that you missed the point of this story
Nikki_ASW 0
142: Which person are you talking to?
dre95 0
yes...yes it is..
mematteden 2
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thats just a little weird jkjk
JokinglySerious 0
it's not weird at all....
nadhirah 4
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:( that's sad. sometimes all this online stuffs gets the better of us. it's really scary. if he gets so into it, he might need help. but if he's just trying to have fun, that's cool :))
Talia_91 13
2years is just doing it for fun? I think he is in deep no pun intended
tencalories 3
wait whose a prostitute for fun
tweetbaby14 18
yes, it is very fun to go online ******* with peoples minds... it's very not dangerous too.
cc_the_beast 6
Not all pro's are desperate junkies, some do it because they love the money and they love the sex, all power to them.
docscientist 10
He should've called himself "Peter Porker."
zakkyzebra 11
"Peter Pork-her"
GrapeKoolAde 0
u guys r just ******* hilarious
luvppl 6
Peter poke-her :)
cluch3 22
But thqt would be spider ham
icyfire617 10
SPIDERMAN!! how could you...
LaughinStock 16
lmao ur pic goes wit that comment..and its cute
icyfire617 10
:) I always try to make my comments go with my picture.
CaptainPickles72 18
Peter Parker? Clever, except he isn't the one shooting the sticky stuff! ;)
GuessWhatKids 13
Dude your picture freaks me the **** out.
CaptainPickles72 18
Then it has done its job!
Wandering_Ninja 8
I love your picture it makes me goggle whenever I see it.
Wandering_Ninja 8
*giggle
abcdefg123456_sg 0
awww poor baby
eminemchick 19
howd you find out? were you in a online relationship with him?xD
KaanTech 0
i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter
KaanTech 0
i laughed really hard on this post look at the bright side op's boy's nickname isnt Justin Beiber or Harry Potter
bewbies 3
I think I know your son
stargirl528 0
wtf .
Captain_Zorro 7
hahahahaha
SimplyEnvy 0
lmao
fluffy_nuggets 0
lmfao!! ugg
NAU_future 7
what year is the vet in your pic?
wolve86 0
And I wish you loved reading correctly.