Today, I have to take care of my abusive grandpa. He's smearing poop all over the wall and peeing on the bed again. It's still morning and I'm bracing myself for doing this five times a day. FML
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Today, as caregiver, I had to physically remove the shit my grandpa had stuck in his rectum, because he doesn't remember how to shit. He barely knows who I am, which is good because when he remembers who he is, he becomes an abusive asshole. I'm 27. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my bedridden, 94-year-old grandma. She woke me up at 6 a.m. only to tell me her UTI is still there. Later, she made me interrupt my 15-minute-dinner a total of 4 times because she wanted things like "more lotion in her buttcrack." FML
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML
Today, in a hardware store, I had to physically restrain my senile grandpa from trying to take a crap in one of the display toilets. FML
Today, I discovered that every morning at around 3:00 my dad takes a monumental dump in my bathroom. When I confronted him about it he denied it. He still does it. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML
Today, even after recovering and being able to walk again, my dad keeps peeing in a bucket by his bed. He sees nothing wrong with this, even though it smells. FML
Today, my greatgrandpa came over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, he pooped himself. My family went through the rest of the meal acting like we hadn't noticed to avoid embarassment. As it was coming to an end, my sister came home and immediately yelled, "Ew! Did someone poop?" He cried. FML
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Sady_Ct 38
He has dementia, he needs more help than you can provide. Can you get him more support?
Hangryko 32
He needs to be put on an assisted living program. You should not be expected to do this by yourself, especially when he behaves that way towards you.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
How did you get stuck with that doody?
Sady_Ct 38
He has dementia, he needs more help than you can provide. Can you get him more support?
Mathalamus 25
It’s easily possible he is doing this on purpose. Knowingly.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
My papaw has dementia and he’s mostly here and doesn’t do anything malicious. My friend had a granddad that everyone called asspa, he did not have dementia, he pissed in the corner, shit himself on purpose and was refused from every nursing home on account of his bigotry. Lol he might have dementia but that doesn’t mean he isn’t just an asshole though.
Kristen Bauer 14
No let him live with his choices. Don’t clean it up
Hangryko 32
He needs to be put on an assisted living program. You should not be expected to do this by yourself, especially when he behaves that way towards you.
Mathalamus 25
You can just refuse to take care of him, and dump him in a nursing home.
Susan Yee 9
Handcuffs him to the toilet.
Iamthebanzai22 21
How hard can it be to give somebody food poisoning?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
WTF is wrong with him? And why is it your job to deal with it? I think you'd better check out assisted living options.