Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Respect and patience can take take you farther in the long run than being a player will if you are looking for something real and lasting
turdoblast 21
I know guys that would use their charm to convince a girl to just share their bed, and if she wasn't comfortable doing so, would make her sleep on the couch since it was "her choice," so well done for being a gentleman op. if this is a girl who is a possible romantic interest, rest assured she will appreciate your kind act and you may have a better chance now in the future
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Comments (50)
Tutetheblack 20
OP is a keeper
codyslong 12
dude..
Caden517 9
That's called being a gentleman. very proud of you for doing that! not many people nowadays that would.
ShiroShi_Yuzuki 3
Shoulda tapped that.
waterbuffalo 11
Was it your mom?
xx000o 27
Maybe it was his mother or sister visiting him.
Justaguy209 0
Dude I know the feel.
mizz_brandi 9
Chivalry at it's finest. I applaud you for being a true gentleman.
pinkstardust 9
Welcome to life on the couch