Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML
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abNormal62 23
Respect and patience can take take you farther in the long run than being a player will if you are looking for something real and lasting
turdoblast 21
I know guys that would use their charm to convince a girl to just share their bed, and if she wasn't comfortable doing so, would make her sleep on the couch since it was "her choice," so well done for being a gentleman op. if this is a girl who is a possible romantic interest, rest assured she will appreciate your kind act and you may have a better chance now in the future
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turdoblast 21
I know guys that would use their charm to convince a girl to just share their bed, and if she wasn't comfortable doing so, would make her sleep on the couch since it was "her choice," so well done for being a gentleman op. if this is a girl who is a possible romantic interest, rest assured she will appreciate your kind act and you may have a better chance now in the future
Kielnmsoftly 26
Not saying I wouldn't do this but why are men expected to do stuff for women yet we're looked at as assholes all the time. And I mean not giving up your comfort just because of gender makes you an asshole? I just don't know.
RainTears 15
I know guys who would just ask to share the bed because the couch is so damn uncomfortable and that the girl shouldn't be so selfish and take the action as something intimate -_- it's not like I'm going to rape you in your sleep.
whitnayfortooh 29
Damn:( big blow to the self esteem. I know it all too well! good luck man!
thejonac 21
why do you sound upset ? it's great that you were willing to give up a spot on the bed for a lady. your gentlemanliness will definitely pay off one day. great job OP:)
abNormal62 23
I am sure your sister appreciated having the bed to herself.....
AGB10 19
Nice guys finish on the couch sometimes :)
pjsr 33
Nice guys finish on their stomachs in this case
ana_lee_bonde 17
#26 Ew.
a1_z9 10
Ha, maybe if you drop the self-pity you might find it easier to find a willing bed-sharer! Girls don't like feeling its a massive chore for you to be caring to them without a sexual incentive.
sufrina 15
So many first's!
BoredomIsReal 13
Was the couch comfy?
annarcheer 19
you sound like a gentleman
jqmalang 17
Ahahahaa there's something you must have done that upset her that much, damn