Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, it's been about 8 months since I moved into my studio flat. It was already furnished, there was no bed but a fancy bedseat from Ikea. I slept uncomfortably on it for months until I realised it pulls out to become a double bed. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I need a new mattress. Last night, I slept on the floor. It was the best sleep I've had in a while. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, with one week left until I fly to my new apartment, movers loaded my belongings, and happily drove off. They even loaded my unpacked, inflated air mattress. Looks like I'm sleeping on the floor for a week. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML
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Top comments
abNormal62 23
Respect and patience can take take you farther in the long run than being a player will if you are looking for something real and lasting
turdoblast 21
I know guys that would use their charm to convince a girl to just share their bed, and if she wasn't comfortable doing so, would make her sleep on the couch since it was "her choice," so well done for being a gentleman op. if this is a girl who is a possible romantic interest, rest assured she will appreciate your kind act and you may have a better chance now in the future
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Comments (50)
creativityisnt 19
I love your respect, you sound like a great guy!
vikky538 29
next time make sure you don't have couch in your house.. that way you have better chances sleeping with the lady...
nishtz95 7
are you sure that was a girl?
travellingfun 18
Sexless innkeeper.
ShowMeKay 20
Perfect HIMYM reference lol
KhaleesiDannie 26
Hopefully she'll appreciate the fact you were enough of a gent to sleep on the couch I'm sorry you didn't get what you wanted OP but thank you as a woman for being a gentleman if your prospective lady doesn't thank you
pedinhuh 23
Okay...I can see where you're coming from, but I really wouldn't be sleeping on the couch in my OWN home, if she doesn't want to sleep with me that's fine, no big deal, but if you don't like the couch then you can take a walk.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
I thought I was the only one who felt like this.I mean I'm probably one of the most polite and gentle people you'll find but at some point there are things you don't necessarily have to do to appease everyone regardless if it's a woman or not.especially in your own home.
missyfiona89 28
And you're a real gentleman.
JKPwnage 27
Feminists be like... Seriously though, it's your bed, you should sleep in it no matter what a woman says
mkcherry 14
I'm a woman and usually give my bed to guest. Well I did before I bought a guest bed. Because couch was a nightmare to sleep on
Tander 16
At least one stayed over. Gotta start somewhere.
uchihadesendent 14
congrats for being a gentleman op