Today, it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic, when at the age of 21, I tucked my stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different directions so they could keep watch for monsters while I slept. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and panicked because I couldn't find my blankie. I'll be 36 in a month. FML
Today, a tarantula joined my stuffed animal collection in its drawer. It, unfortunately, wasn't stuffed. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, I had to tell my doctor the real reason why I can't sleep at night for him to prescribe me anymore Ambien: I still have the irrational fear that there are monsters in the closet. I'm 22. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, and for the past month, I'm so lonely that I fall asleep holding my teddy bear's paw for comfort. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
Today, like every other day, I suffer from insomnia. On returning to the bedroom after a very late night shower to hopefully get some rest, I sat on my cat. I jumped up quickly and smacked my face against the cupboard. I then looked back to see if she was OK. I'd sat on my Squishmallow. FML
Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML
Today, while lying in bed, I was so lonely that I put a heavy blanket in front of me so it felt like I was spooning someone. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Pathetic? Hardly! Those monsters under the bed are only slightly scarier than the ones in the closet. It's a damned good thing you have such good protection.
josebaseball11 14
Well if you haven't been attacked by monsters yet, then they're doing a good a job.
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Comments (271)
poopookachuu 1
You're not alone, I'm 23 and my bed is full of stuffed animals!
typicalfour 4
I don't think that's pathetic. It's sweet to still possess innocence. I'm 39 and I still sleep with a stuffed bear I got when I was 4. My boyfriend doesn't think its pathetic. Just endearing.
abeg157 14
Don't Worry, I always keep a Pikachu and a Dinosaur on watch whenever I go to sleep. I safe and so are you.
kickass653 13
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that
hplover7 11
Meh, I do the same thing :) I can't sleep without my stuffed animal bunny. I don't view it as pathetic at all!
vrej 3
Your picture said enough.
ReepingHavoc 13
and I sleep with a fluffy fox hat every night... why? cause its damn comfy that's why! and warm!
ladybuglet 22
...I sometimes do the same thing.
xempt 8
My wife still does the exact same thing and she names them and I can hear her talk to them at times. She's 25.... Lol
wafflefriez91 17
There's nothing wrong with that.