Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
Anderling 33
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.
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Von_Mal 0
This is one hell of a major FYL. I feel really sorry for you. And I don't say that very often.
tonton27_fml 0
#161: Wow seriously, shut up asshole. That was unnecessary and if you want to judge people harshly, then do it in private.
pat2rome 0
**** your life? **** your husband's life.
GrapefruitZoe 0
Do it anyway, babe. You should be fairly open. And it is not F her husband's life, because he doesn't have to deal with cramps and bleeding from genitals. Periods suck, and males really don't have room to complain about it, because at least they aren't the ones experiencing them. Er, #161? You KNOW what's going on. I've been fornicating, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to marry him someday. And we're Atheists. Religion is not relevant.
SlappyDog 0
3 kids and no vacation in 6 years? Your uterus did you a favor and if he didn't hit it anyhow he's a fool!
derriduh 0
That's what showers are for. Enjoy your honeymoon.
nina_fml 0
If those three kids are with this new husband, you guys must be pretty comfortable with each other by now. Grab a towel, lay it on the bed, and have at it. If he's squeamish use a condom. If you still don't like the thought of blood leaking onto a towel, try the shower. This really only seems to be a downer if you're big on oral.
SlooterMcGavin 0
Awesome now he can nut inside you if you arent on the pill
namelessfew 0
I've had sex on my period plenty of times. And YDI for popping out so many kids, and being too poor to afford them (since you can't buy a bigger house). If you don't have the money to properly take care of kids--don't have them.
killabee 0
I hadn't seen my fiance in 3 months (Marine) 1st day he was home-- period... guess what I did? "Frick this sucks..... not gonna stop me though!" Duh, towel, shower, whatever..really, no biggie.