Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
Anderling 33
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.
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Comments (285)
betch321 0
wow anyone saying she should have planned it better is a complete idiot. not all womens bodies work the same, and obviously she planned it but it came EARLY also, some women get VERY BAD cramps, and can barely move. i happen to be one of those, and i have to lay on my bed, crying from the pain. plus she may feel bloated and completey horrible, causing her to not want to have sex 100% FYL
markssh 0
Do it anyways. I bet if you douche thoroughly before you do, it might help.
dawny1090 0
Period. . .sucks :( But just tell him to wrap it and do it in the shower XD it's worth it ;)
Phegasus 0
Man up and and f*ck him anyway. So at least one person enjoys the honey moon.
element01 0
god hates you!!! FYL!!! for sure!
sun_babe 0
So What?! And plus, look on the bright side, you still have at least 2 days?
ohsheeeet 0
how is this a fml? its never stopped me before. suck it up if you want it that bad and just do it anyway
snode001 0
oh well, have him wear a condom. smack down a towel. you're ready to go.
twix_are_great 0
I agree. I personally think sex is feels better during my time of the month. a little messy, but you can always take it to the shower. ; )
alibi2277439 0
option one: if you really love the punk you have with you, **** him as hard as you can, and deal with your medical issues later. option two: making out is basically sex with your clothes on, so tell him to grab your **** and you'll get busy some other time. stop complaining, are you really that horney.?
SummerTime98 0
Now that really sucks..