Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's the first day of our honeymoon. My bride just informed me that she invited her ex-husband to come, so he can spend time with the kids. He will be here in 4 hours. FML
Today, it's day 9 of my honeymoon. It's also day 8 of my period and day 7 of food poisoning. FML
Today, after we recently married, my husband wanted kids and I didn’t, so we agreed we’d have at least 5 years child free, then have one child and one only. I just tested pregnant. Despite all our precautions, I actually got pregnant on our honeymoon. FML
Today, it's the first evening that my husband and I will have without the kids in 8 months. We had been looking forward to it for ages, and my husband had even bought me some lovely new lingerie for the occasion. Guess what? I just got diarrhea. FML
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
Today, it's the first day of a long-needed vacation after weeks of stress and overtime. I'm having such intense period cramps, I'm bathed in sweat. FML
Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML
Today, it's one day away from my wedding and two days away from our honeymoon trip. Today is also the day that, after dodging it for two years, I got Covid. FML
Today, while on vacation, I think I met my soul-mate, and quite possibly the love of my life. My vacation is to celebrate my 8-year anniversary with my husband. FML
Today, at 36 years-old, I will be leaving to go on my first ever vacation. Aunt Flo held off until yesterday so she could come with me, and she's BAD this month. We were planning on going to the beach. FML
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Lounia_fml 8
how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD
Anderling 33
That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.
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loopty95 0
okay the OP is an idiot.............dude she started her period 7 days early she would of still had it on her 7th day on the trip........and she would miss 2 nights of sex as well! er......why not make a plan 4 a honey moon in between the days she just finished her period?! seriously someone was in a hurry to get laid!
RaidenXS 0
dude, shower solves your problem. you can have fun AND clean at the same time! HAR HAR HAR
monicamischief 0
how is this even a FML? i would sure hope your husband wouldn't be deterred by a little blood. if he won't sleep with you during your period, uh, he's a huge pussy
hughman 0
only an FML if you allow it to be. Nothing wrong with a little period sex. Is blood really that much nastier than ****?
monicamischief 0
oops double post
mystomachurts 3
Yeah seriously... I'm a girl and had my first vacation in MANY years with my boyfriend last week, and what happened the first day? SAME THING! We didn't care!! We were too happy to be on vacation!! We ****** every single chance we got.. Since I take the pill, I don't get a heavy period-- I honestly have never let having my period get in the way of sex. I don't even need to put a towel down.. my "flow" is always light enough to have sex during it. I suggest you forget you even have it and enjoy your honeymoon- seriously!
Finnboghi 0
This happened to my girlfriend and I, too. It isn't all bad; get him to tease you the whole time, drive you wild until you're literally throbbing, then the moment it's over you will attack him with crazy, passionate, wild, against-the-wall, knock-things-off-bookshelves, wake-the-neighbours-3-blocks-over sex.
monicamischief 0
um, or you could just have sex, you know, 171. are there really boys too pussy to have sex with a little bit of blood?
hughman 0
177, did you even read my post? I am all for having sex at anytime. A little blood never stops me.
muffinsareyummy 1
ydi. you should know when your period comes.
ShenziSixaxis 0
Ouch... Well, you still CAN do what you planned to, but with a bit of an issue. Just try to enjoy yourself anyways.