Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I've ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. He got on top and started kissing my ear when a warm liquid went down my neck. My boyfriend had a gushing nosebleed, which went threw the pillowcase and the pillow. I got cockblocked by a nosebleed. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend gets a nose bleed every time he orgasms. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he ejaculated without warning, shooting straight up my nostril. I accidentally snorted it, started choking, and then coughed it up in my mouth. FML
Today, I was making out with this guy when my nose started bleeding, and it got on his face. FML
Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML
Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my partner after his shower. He moved my hands up to push me against the wall. Instead of hitting the wall, my hands hit the shower rod. It fell on my face and I got a bloody nose. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I'm betting you got more than 4 thrusts.
Mathalamus 25
At least it was enjoyable.
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Comments (6)
Mathalamus 25
At least it was enjoyable.
RichardPencil 32
I'm betting you got more than 4 thrusts.
TCRII 30
Whoo-Hooo! Ouch! Whoo-Hooo! Ouch! Whoo-Hooo! Ouch! Whoo-Hooo! Ouch! Whoo-Hooo! Ouch!
E2dav 5
Hope you're ok...and at least you got to finish
bigdikbubls 5
I'm sure there is a name for that on urban dictionary
SkullKandy0621 5
guess it wasn't all bad 😂