Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Horny horny horny
Today, I’m so desperate I hooked up with a guy who has Covid. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Social distancing is a thing
Today, I met a guy at a bar. Went home, got condoms, had sex. Also got Covid. First one night stand in four years. FML
crushedgal
🌶️ Spicy
Unmasked
Today, I found out I have Covid, from a guy who ghosted me last week after sex. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Darkparcero33
Love in the time of coronavirus
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Then my COVID test came back as positive. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Which is worse?
Today, I tested positive for Covid, which I got from my boyfriend. Who got it from the chick he cheated on me with. At least it's not an STI. FML
Anonymous
Waldwick, United States
Facebook Science
Today, I was going to hang out with my crush and tell him how I felt, but he cancelled because I had COVID 5 months ago and his mom is afraid I’m contagious. I’m safer to hang out with because I now have antibodies and can’t transmit it. I’ve also had 4 negative tests since then. FML
Anonymous
United States
The gift that keeps on giving
Today, after I fell off of a 150-foot cliff, bruised like crazy with two skull fractures and two foot fractures, one of my closest friends brought his sick girlfriend to visit me while I’m pretty much immobile, and I tested positive for COVID. FML
Death_Arc_Angel
Fyzabad, Trinidad and Tobago 🌶️ Spicy
Mystery
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML
Anonymous
Parting gift
Today, I was diagnosed with Covid. I've been living with my ex for 8 months. They started dating again, and their new partner broke up with them and gave them Covid, then my ex gave it to me. I was supposed to move out, and now I have to delay it further. FML
Anonymous
Mechanicsburg, United States
Contact tracing
Today, I woke up to a text from my girlfriend telling me to call when I wake up. Turns out she had one of her friends over who tested positive for Covid and I was just at her house, so now I’m forced to quarantine. FML
Top comments
j moreno 7
To quote Red Foreman: "DUMBASS!"
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry. You can't get COVID from sex. Just as long as you wore a mask and kept 6 feet of social distance, you'll be fine.
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j moreno 7
To quote Red Foreman: "DUMBASS!"
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry. You can't get COVID from sex. Just as long as you wore a mask and kept 6 feet of social distance, you'll be fine.
Hangryko 32
Wow, desperate *and* stupid.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
WTF is wrong with you?! The anti-vaxxers are bad enough, but this? No wonder the shit keeps spreading and won't go away. Geez, how could you possibly be that desperate? Get a vibrator or something then.