Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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Comments (158)
frootloop25 0
#20. Get over yourself. But hey, I guess that was referring to you, eh? And yeah, girl, your relationship is ******. XD
kvgf1484 0
touche #32
ChelseaAnn08 0
Do you like working out? He could just be buying you something you enjoy. For example...my boss bought his wife a year membership to a new gym because she works out 12 times a week. She took it as he was hinting that she was fat. If you like to work out or you have mentioned that you want to work out more; he was probably just trying to be nice. And not mean.
420hiadventurer 0
Wow, I's is not a word. That completely ruined your fml. FAIL.
isKinetic 0
Thats not bad, hes either just looking out for you because he wants you to be healthy or just thinks you'd like it. And if you've been together for 3 years, I doubt it was mean spirited.
24788 7
If your happy with your weight then he should be to, but if you complain about it you deserved it. Personally I think it's a selfish gift.
stargazer269 0
who told you that "I's" was a proper contraction in the english language? it would be "my boyfriend's and my 3 year anniversary" you wouldn't say "it's I's birthday," would you? no. you would say "it's MY birthday."
JP101 0
Ouch.
epicfailLOL123 0
3 yearsss? get married already.
BaldOuting 0
you have been with him for 3 years?