Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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Comments (158)
satanicminnow1 1
Rowbin, you're a real bitch. Holy shit. Hot one too...shame
marcusaurelius 0
quit bitchin' he obviously cares enough about you to get you to take care of yourself...
Sneakyxllama 2
i agree with 95. Stop taking it so personally. Your life isnt ****** he just wants to help you...
redwingscupquest 0
i would love this gift. all i want is a treadmill and some weights so i don't need my gym membership anymore.
plethora 3
#41: I'm sure you're right on one level, and a guy would see it as something a girl would appreciate, but most girls are going to take it as "You need to lose weight". The fact that he didn't consider this possibility is pretty fail on his part. #70: You're right, but it's automatic formatting. It ***** me off in nearly every FML.
too_much_fun 0
Man comments these days eh? sheez...
Draq 1
YDI because you don't get what gifts are for. You don't buy something someone NEEDS, like books. You might as well have gotten him a $300 gift certificate or something, because that's a required expense. You get them something they don't have the balls to go out and buy themselves. Like, say, exercise equipment.
hatelifelots 0
hey babe, I didn't get ANYTHING from my boyfriend for my birthday! ANYTHING.
wantmenot 0
Maybe he just wants you to stay in shape.. not necessarily get in shape. *shrug* I'd like exercise equipment.
lazylacey 0
at least you have a bf. so shut up.