Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his muscles as my anniversary gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend a gold watch for our 2 year anniversary. He bought me a jar of Nutella. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, it's my 8 year anniversary. My boyfriend's "romantic" gesture for the occasion was to toss a few McDonald's coupons at me and tell me to get whatever I wanted. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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jj732 0
take a hint, eh?
MukyDaCookie 0
I don't get it. Why do people post FML's about their significant other calling them fat? At least you have a boyfriend/girlfriend i'm surprised they don't dump you for being a fat emotion _____
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Comments (158)
nkfml 0
Learn basic grammar you dumb bitch. You're lucky that your boyfriend puts up with you being so ******* stupid. The possesive form of I is mine or my.
stiles_fml 0
not an FML big deal, y should u care, u still have a boyfriend so it doesnt matter if ure fat or not what does I's mean
frootloop25 0
HAHA you guys are such grammar Nazi's. THIS IS NOT FOR AN ENGLISH CLASS. Get overrr it. At least you know whats being said! But mannn that really sucks. And wow you sure spent a lot on your bf!
sofarsogood 0
I am pretty sure the FML here is that you used the word "I's". You have bigger problems than being overweight.
jnemi 0
learn grammar you ******* idiot
too_much_fun 0
Hahaha..he clearly wasn't thinking. You should have responded with "Ohh you want to do these together?"
qwertyuiop8989 0
no self-esteem issues.....just bored today and feel like talking shit about overweight girls complaining about their boyfriends calling them fat on FML. :)
Rowbin 0
1. Try using some real goddamn words 2. You're fat. You have a boyfriend. If anything, he should be posting an FML because he has a fat GF. 3. Loose some goddamn weight, you whale
oh_dee 0
#14: *grammar Nazis LMAO =)
I_am_stupid_also 6
Guys are not interested in the unwritten rule that says you are not allowed to refer to a woman's weight. He is suggesting a way both your lives will be more enjoyable. Be thankful he didn't just get you a subscription to a **** website.