Today, I was walking a dog at the animal hospital where I work when it pooped out a rag-like object. I told the doctor, who told me to clean it off to see what it was. It was a rainbow-colored thong. We have to give it back to the owner when they pick their dog up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the real cause of my dog's illness that she had just recovered from. When my sister took her in to see the vet, the vet said my dog was constipated, and swallowed something orange. That orange thing happened to be my favorite thong. FML
Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML
Today, I was doing laundry at work. I work at a spay/neuter clinic and was about to throw in a load of towels when I noticed something in the washer. It looked like one of the detergent packets we use. It was a testicle. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
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andy1500726 19
Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?
chosha_fml 27
Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.
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andy1500726 19
Where they surprised when you gave back the thong?
StillUsesMyspace 22
Were*
HersheySquirts 17
I really just hope OP got a tip for cleaning it off.
neonglostix 28
Just the tip?
dancinwookie 21
If it was a guy this story would be like 50 times better.
frozenaddict 11
What a way to make new friends...
karlcolt45 19
just tell the owner you hope it's less shitty when they're done with it
PrincessCastiel 27
Awkward day you're having
kenleybunch 15
I feel like that would embarrass the owner of the dog more
chosha_fml 27
Nothing good can come of giving it back. Just embarrassing for both sides. It's not a diamond ring - it should have gone in the trash and the owner never been told.
Traitoro 9
That's still theft.
katties 27
The dog probably got ill because it ate it. I don't think not telling the owner is a good idea. They probably don't need to tell that it was the rainbow coloured one it ate, but the owner should know - it can maybe prevent such situations in the future - not all dogs are smart and stop eating things even after getting problems
dannnngthatsux 19
I disagree. if the animal is eating things that could harm it, say clothing, then it's your job as a vet, tech, etc, to give them both the object and info. if they don't know, the dog may do it again, and this time die. Sure it's embarrassing, especially if it's a guy, but don't hide this.
dannnngthatsux 19
whoops, replied before I saw your reply. I think the exact object needs to be shown, if they then say "um, please throw it out", sure dumpsterino. I have 3 women in the house, Which one is he stealing from? Whose room?
Polynomial 28
I have heard of worse, such as a dog swallowing unused tampons ... and used.
gracehi 33
My dog used to eat my mom's used pads... It's the blood.
ChenEighty 20
Bloody terrible, that one is.
Polynomial 28
... that could be awkward. Pass through in shreds or big pieces?
lb0812 18
Lol I just submitted an FML about this. One of the more vile things I've witnessed. & @48, my dog seemed to have swallowed the thing whole and then vomited it up fully in tact. Sorry. TMI
PattonGilette2 18
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kylieh72 25
I hope they don't wear it again...
Hiimhaileypotter 53
"Oh, THAT'S where that went! I'll just give it a good wash, no one will ever know..." o.O Gross.
girlrome 19
I think that when you give it back to the owner, it's going to be more awkward for her than it'll be for you.
ToxxicNeko 12
Or him. Just saying.
olpally 33
I wouldn't give it back. Throw that shit out. Clearly not usable.
chinaski7628 32
But if that's why the dog was sick the owners should know so they can prevent it from happening again.