Today, my son's obsession with memes hit a new low when he got suspended from school for running into other students yelling, "Allahu akbar." He's 15 and doesn't understand why he got in trouble. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my six-year-old son called to say he was suspended from school for drawing some “pretty flowers.” Confused as to why that would warrant punishment, I took a look and they were swastikas. He’s inconsolable. FML
Today, my son got suspended from school. He's in kindergarten. FML
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year-old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
Today, I did a prank to my teacher where I screamed "ALLAHU AKBAR" and pretended to pull a weapon from my pack. I got suspended for two weeks. My dad is so pissed that he's taken time off work and is forcing me to do brutally tough house chores all day, every day, for no pay. This is too much! FML
Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Today, my son's school called to inform me that I had to come pick him up, as he was caught vandalising. What shenanigans had he gotten up to? Writing "Epstein didn't kill himself" on various desks and walls around the school. I'm not sure if I should applaud the sentiment, or be annoyed that he got caught. FML
Today, my son, who is on the autism spectrum, was given a detention at school because he called another child fat in response to being called a "fat Indian curry muncher". The other child got away with it because he started crying. Oh and afterwards he called my son dumb for getting detention. FML
Today, my son was expelled from school for bullying. The event in question took place off campus, during spring break, and was a friendly scuff. The iPhone video they used as evidence clearly showed the other boy laughing his head off and both of them sharing a coke afterwards. FML
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
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somedudesomewher 29
Good Heavens Just Look at the Time.... CRUSADE CRUSADE ^ CRUSADE CRUSADE | CRUSADE CRUSADE -----> CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE
engineerosaurus 26
Did you read the part that said "running into other students"?
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somedudesomewher 29
Good Heavens Just Look at the Time.... CRUSADE CRUSADE ^ CRUSADE CRUSADE | CRUSADE CRUSADE -----> CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE CRUSADE
typhoonfire8 4
You tried and that's all that matters
CoolEddy03 1
I have idiots at my school who scream that and it's surprising they're not expelled
Kpotassium 4
Same!
TheEpicKitten 20
It may not be very funny, but it's not harmful unless he was hitting students. I thing the school's over reacting
engineerosaurus 26
Did you read the part that said "running into other students"?
nicoledettle232 1
its not okay in the same sense as its not okay to scream fire in a crowded theatre.
nicoledettle232 1
I dont think school is over reacting at all. school violence is a very real thing. if people keep telling them to shrug these things off, how will they know when the real thing is happening?
arabian22 29
The "real thing" as in a 15-year-old suicide bomber will run into students screaming "Allahu Akbar!" while blowing them up...? I can definitely say that's a major threat in high schools
Raye_Delvego 8
Wow....saying "god is good" is so terrible!!
Argotdroom 21
blow him up! he will learn!
AlchemistKen 4
Yeah, 15 should be old enough to understand prejudice and bigotry.
darshini_ii 24
I personally think it's very funny. But I also understand the implications of his actions. Maybe try to explain to him the line between hilarious and stupid.
Naomi Lacelle 14
Poor OP. Your son almost definitely knew exactly what he was doing if he loves memes at age 15.
udderbutter 15
Maybe he was yelling aloha snackbar
GeneralMotors 23
I did the same thing 10 years ago before memes were even cool! I thought terrorism was a good joke