Today, I had a job interview with a world-renowned forensic psychologist, and it fits my degree perfectly. He didn't want to hire me, but he'd like me to return as a patient. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my first job interview in months. The guy chuckled mockingly at my master's degree in philosophy and wound up admitting that he had no idea why I'd even been selected to be interviewed. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, I had a Skype interview for a wonderful new job. I was calm, cool and ready to land it. But just like in a bad movie, the interviewer ended up being the creepy guy I turned down repeatedly in high school and in our 20s. He smirked and told me I could continue, but it would be pointless. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I volunteered to be a "mentally stable" person in a psychology experiment at my university. Little did I know, they'd paired me with a psychology grad student who asked me a series of increasingly bizarre and personal questions about my life. I ended up questioning my own sanity. FML
Today, an interviewer rang me back, but not to offer me the job. It was to warn me that if my psychotic mother rang him at his home address again trying to bribe and threaten him into giving me the job, then he would call the police and press charges for harassment. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML
Today, I went to a job interview. I never applied for the job, they'd sought me out, had a phone interview, and sent samples, all before the face-to-face interview. Turns out none of the people I met with had even read my resume or writing samples. I was told I might not be a good fit. FML
Today, I received a call from a top-rated university accepting me into the program of my dreams to begin my ultimate career. Two weeks ago, I accepted a permanent, full time and legally-binding job position in my depressive hometown because the school had previously rejected me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
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chirstinap325 23
"Did I get the job" "Well, no, but we should schedule an appointment " "Like a second interview?" "No, so I can analyze you, diagnose you."
Laphog 17
So I can put this on my resume as an internship, right ?
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Laphog 17
So I can put this on my resume as an internship, right ?
chirstinap325 23
"Did I get the job" "Well, no, but we should schedule an appointment " "Like a second interview?" "No, so I can analyze you, diagnose you."
BananEnigma 24
Run, and run fast, my friend.
RichardPencil 32
Psycho Killer, qu'est-ce que c'est?
xercister 19
ha. takes one to know one I guess...
kaitlynjane 28
OOOH! A new test subject! Don't worry, you'll be fine! I know a ton of people who have been in similar situations, and they ended up just fine! Well... Most of them!
bsshooter 14
tf2 medic reference?
pjsr 33
That's crazy
the_bammit 5
Now, how does this make you feel?
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Please sit down and tell us more.
TheGhostyy 0
Your profile picture makes the comment a million times better
MummyRavyne 14
Free? Go for it. A chance to see him at work (obviously not the way you wanted) and an oppurtunity to see from the patients eyes.