Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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Ben360 6
Today in the middle of the night....
DigitalKnight 0
You interrupted his conversation with the devil.
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Comments (72)
Asario 0
100 bucks says he wasnt really asleep. he just wanted to punch ops bitch face. no offense or anything of course
MrBond007_fml 6
we have all been there.... hahaha
perdix 31
Don't interrupt someone when they are taken by the Holy Spirit and are speaking in tongues. YDI for being an agent of Satan.
tans_fml 0
so punch him back.
Faleni 4
yup!
RosiePatosie 0
.. ouch?
Mofozofo 3
Atleast he didn't punch you rectangle in the face.
lnobles1208 0
haha
Silent_dream 0
never wake up a sleepwalker/talker. I slepwalked once and my dad tried waking me up. I accidentally kneed him square in the balls thinking, like in my dream, someone was robbing me
cartooncharacter 9
Square in the balls.... Here we go again.... How in the world are your father's balls square? Balls not =to square!!!!
Silent_dream 0
p.s. I was making fun of op by saying square in the balls. just so u know :T
riggens7522 0
damn u beat me to it.
translat0r 2
never interrupt a man in the throes of gibberish
SparcMac 0
exorcism time