Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, an ambulance took away the woman from next door. I thought that the flat was empty since I’d never seen her, but turns out she’d been dead for 2 years. She died in bed, meaning every time I went to sleep in my bed she was only 2 feet away on the other side of the wall. I’m now super creeped out. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my landlord had been showing my apartment to new tenants without telling me, when I woke up this morning to a family of four staring at me scratching my nuts whilst watching TV on my couch in my pajamas, horrified. FML
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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TxKitten 8
1. It's not a "dead body." It's a jar/box of ash. 2. You were told to not use the wardrobe, so if you snooped, then you were in the wrong. 3. Why does it bother you? It just a container of harmless ash. You're being silly and dramatic.
millsjoshua949 12
You were not sleeping next to a dead body. You're sleeping next to ashes. I have my mom in the living room.
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millsjoshua949 12
You were not sleeping next to a dead body. You're sleeping next to ashes. I have my mom in the living room.
RichardPencil 32
Hey, at least it wasn't snoring like a warthog! Am I right, people?
TxKitten 8
1. It's not a "dead body." It's a jar/box of ash. 2. You were told to not use the wardrobe, so if you snooped, then you were in the wrong. 3. Why does it bother you? It just a container of harmless ash. You're being silly and dramatic.
Susan Yee 9
Do you feel paranormal activities at night? If not, no issue then.
Julie_1476990536 4
My husband’s ashes are on my dresser, guess that means I’m still sleeping with him
alex_jaguara 33
My mom slept in the room with my deceased grandma the day she died and I was a floor above. It's sad but that's the way life goes.
Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
You weren’t they are ashes bud !! Be a lot worse if it was Acually a rotting corpse