Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
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Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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Today, I lay in bed reflecting on my fiancé's complaint about my lack of displays of affection. I felt terrible, so I rolled over and hugged him in his sleep. He's a fully trained martial artist and his immediate reaction was to try to snap my neck. FML
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Ben360 6
Today in the middle of the night....
DigitalKnight 0
You interrupted his conversation with the devil.
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Comments (72)
dakorok 6
This is why you don't wake up someone when they're sleeping. At least, not by physical means.
JohnFR33M4N 0
Did you check if your purse is in the freezer yet? No? Well check your oven.
cartooncharacter 9
Great allusion to Step Brothers.
babyblue666 1
when they start to talk like that in there sleep wake them up by tapping their feet tgat way u wont get punched
Buggi_fml 0
You don't mess with people if they sound disturbed. My ex tried to cuddle with me while I was having a dream I was getting attacked... when I woke up his side of the bed was empty so I went to look for him... I found him on the couch looking all butt hurt cuz he got pushed off the bed.
Mourningstar 4
Punch him back! Lol
noogins 0
You only thought I was sleeping.
irfan4 0
#1 lol...
alan1234 0
reminds me of that scene from stepbrothers
Horseyhannahlou 0
LOL I do that in my sleep! XD
agentowner 0
was he wearing his wifebeater??
louie0501 0
did you punch him back or did you dump him I would to be you