Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix!
GigaPudding_fml 24
What do you do with your dogs...?
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Comments (301)
BabbiiLovvee 0
That's not true OP. u could always be class clown ^.^
Danny0D 5
You could be a class clown, That's what I do when I think I have ruined being cool.
rattusrattus 19
Unfortunatly I think they vaulted over the line between 'class clown' and 'creepy f***er' a lot with that question.
smashgrab 0
54 is right.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
there was an FML some time ago concerning a man who shouted out his dog's name mid-coitus. you seem to have a match!
kala_lanier 2
Hahaahaaaa! I remember that!
DjeePee 25
Don't be pessimistic, OP, I'm sure the animals will like you.
xJudii 5
Why would you want to know..? O.o
StopDropNRoll 11
Do you know the answer to that question? Come on man knowledge is power!
tnlander 20
What's that Lassie? Timmy gave you herpes? FYL
Jacobt24 19
Giggity
music87 14
...I don't even think I want to know.
CarlysTomorrow 0
Next time use google for your private life.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
Ur perty
SVZ 0
Why would anybody...ever do a dog?
Efil4zaggin_fml 4
if there horny probably and... think... dogs are ... sexy??
smileyysss 0
probally people who are so desperate for sex, they grab the closest thing next to them.. ewwwh..
CatTTy 10
#25 - Have a stiff drink, then Google "furries."
davek 36
I am reminded of the blink-182 song that goes "I wanna f**k a dog in the ass..."
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
i tried to **** your mum in the ass i tried to **** your dad in the ass could only find the dog.... and his ass