Today, me and my co-workers were playing with the Helium tank we got today. We were all giggling like little girls for the better half of 15 minutes. I don't know what is more sad, that a bunch of guys were sucking helium instead of working, or that the youngest guy in the group is 43. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year-olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML
Today, while giving a lecture about gasses to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusually loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML
Today, in physics class, my teacher was messing around with an air cannon and I accidentally blurted out, "Blow me!" It took me all of 5 seconds to realize why everyone was laughing. FML
Today, while working at my unfulfilling part-time job, my colleague said, "Are you aware of how much you sigh?" And then she said, "You're too young for that." So, am I supposed to hold my breath now? FML
Today, my boss was telling everyone his mother recently passed away and he'll be off work for a while. I'd been holding in painful gas for a while, so I tried to ease it out. It turned into a long, squeaky fart in front of everyone. Everyone glared at me as if I was trying to be funny. FML
Today a gasoline canister leaked in our work garage and filled my office with fumes. It got me high and nauseous even though I went out for air constantly. I had a meltdown and was sent home. I'm still high. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with the team I lead and some of the bigwigs. I was discussing our recent successes, when one of my underlings decided to be a clown and made a dumb pun. The bigwigs all snorted and one said, "The half hour of boring drivel was worth it for that." FML
Today, at the ripe old age of 23, I now no longer have no control over my farts when I cough. My many young students find this hilarious. FML
Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML
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Top comments
NaturallyUnlucky 0
That isn't sad. It's adorable.
mrhahn530 0
I plan to continue that behavior until i die...
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Comments (153)
diki_fml 2
FYL
adriane209 0
False!
ironwords 8
more like MLIA
Wdgames 0
I see nothing wrong with that. In fact, I hope when I'm that age I can still enjoy the little things as much as I do now. I figured everyone these days is pretty much dead inside by 30z
papertigers_fml 0
aw. that's cute. it's important to stay young at heart. not a fml..
UnearthlyEnemy 9
amen.
max_wilder 9
helium is always going to be fun
NaturallyUnlucky 0
That isn't sad. It's adorable.
mrhahn530 0
I plan to continue that behavior until i die...
thenormalguy 0
same here bro ;)
littlehowl 0
what's sad about it ? its better then working the whole day
JDI 3
Have fun trying to lose your virginity stupid, go back to playing World of Warcraft.
freemuffins 0
I find it funny :)
Xero3g 5
You guys are my heroes.
lifesabit 0
#7 + 8 are retards. How does playing with a helium tank = geek? Playing with helium tank = sheer awesome. Your life isn't ****** dude, I WISH I had a helium tank..... =/
Lambshanks 0
Yah, people did that at my 18th Birthday = Except it was like laughing gas or something with balloons. What a mature night.