Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, I was in sociology class and I raised my hand to ask a question, not realizing that the professor was right behind me. I smacked him right in the face, no doubt reducing my chances of a good grade. FML
Today, thanks to puberty, I have an acne rash around my mouth. Rumors are already flying around school saying I have herpes. FML
Today, I had to hunt down and collect a stray dog's feces for my parasitology class. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML
Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML
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OcampoFTW 4
Need a moment? Chew it over with Twix!
GigaPudding_fml 24
What do you do with your dogs...?
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Comments (301)
Barriaultcory 16
Words can not describe the silence followed by uncontrollable laughter that ensued
Akay4 14
Dafuq did I just read?
still_guns 16
Oh my God! Classic! Just ******* classic!
SuperNavi64 9
This is why we google things.
Euronymous93 29
How did you not deserve this?
XxQuartersxX 14
Are you mentally impaired?
geez9311 11
....and what did you expect when that question came outta your mouth?
dannnngthatsux 19
Yes you can.Not as many as humans. But maybe Mrs. Dog did the mamba on his leg and he was worried about her getting pregnant! (Or him?)
doge71 8
Do you feel the need to be popular?
fantasyworld 39
Were you trying to be funny or something?