Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
freddie_fml 0
Uh... maybe that's the kind of comment you want to make to your mom when you are alone with her instead of airing dirty laundry like that in front of the whole family? You deserved that one.
toenails 0
People blame their parents for being bad parents but the question is, how great of a child are you?
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Comments (79)
iLoveFamilyGuy 7
Karma'a a bitch ain't it?
adtr_56 0
Respecting your elders is important but you must respect your kid too... kids are a ******* blessing!
ADoG07 11
Ungrateful ****
spacedragon 4
How is this an fml? You were a bitch and your mom was a bitch back. YDI.
Alastor13X 8
You're both in the wrong. You shouldn't talk to your mother like that in front of your entire family, and she shouldn't be so cruel as to say something like that at all. If you two have a problem, talk it out in private like adults. If she still belittles you, then distance yourself from her, because its not worth letting her crawl under your skin and kill your self esteem.
ArgentumAurum 24
Her mom was put in a position where she was confronted and embarrassed in front of their whole family, which was wrong, so how do you expect her to react. They both deserved what was said and nobody should use being a teenager as an excuse for behavioral issues, that's ridiculous.
ArgentumAurum 24
Thing is, you can't notice inflection while reading a comment
ArgentumAurum 24
I already dislike you after one comment. How can you possibly know the circumstances of OP's actions which would be important to know fault. Also, using a third world country as an example of how privileged OP is is petty. Arguing is part of life, and being a pacifist will get you nowhere.
worldclassrager 41
Why would you say that to your entire family? But she had a great comeback
udderbutter 15
Your mom slit out so much fire it looks like Nagasaki in there