Kids, Transportation and Cars: Not the only the only thing that's empty - FML

Not the only the only thing that's empty

By Anonymous - 13/09/2026 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter called me panicking that her car died in the middle of the road. I had to FaceTime her to talk her through calling a tow truck. Turns out she ignored the warning lights telling her that the tank was low and drove it until the tank was empty. I had to pay for that, plus the tow fees. FML

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Mad Jack 3

Monday 14 September 2026 1:10

It's never too late for adoption, you know.

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Mad Jack 3

Monday 14 September 2026 1:10

It's never too late for adoption, you know.

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