Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with, "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. I was telling my friends a story when my mom started talking. I simply said 'Mom...' so she'd realize she interrupted me. She gave me the finger and called me rude in front of all my friends. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Top comments
freddie_fml 0
Uh... maybe that's the kind of comment you want to make to your mom when you are alone with her instead of airing dirty laundry like that in front of the whole family? You deserved that one.
toenails 0
People blame their parents for being bad parents but the question is, how great of a child are you?
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Comments (79)
DieselGirl 0
I dont understand why people get soooo bent out of shape when people yell at their parents, yeah its a shitty thing to do, but we as their kids are humans to, we have a breaking point. and yeah the OP shouldn't have said that their mom was a bad parent, things get said in the heat of the moment. The mom acted like a child. That is something that my sister would say to me, not my mom. OP just say sorry to your mom.
Bashar_fml 0
well this really depends on what the mom did to deserve your comment...but FYL anyways
bigraws23 0
Wow. Total burn. You should have said back... well that has no come back. I am putting this on my favorites list though. Ty for the laughs.
bigraws23 0
thank you #64. Children including teenagers are people to. But only my dad kind gets that. My mom pushes me me and pushes me to break. But when I say something back she freaks and then tells my dad and I don't get to say my side to my dad. Granted Im human and make mistakes to but come on
bubblybrooke 12
yeah well friends are ovverrated sometimes. they stab you in the back and steal your boyfriend. and moms can be bitchy and terrible parents at sometimes, but don't EVER insult her in front of the family, she'll own ur ass and even if she can't the fam will side with her over the 'stupid brooding teenager' happens all the time -_-
paleknight47 0
POWNED!!!! no other comment needed
aria02 0
I dont see how the comment the mom said made her a bad parent. My mom has said a hell of a lot worst to me but I dont see her as a bad parent. But seriously OP how cud you say that to your mom?? In front of other ppl no less?? I told my mom that I hated her once and the look of hurt on her face nearly killed me. I was so sorry that I did wateva she wanted me to do w/o back-talk for like a week. You prolly just really hurt her feelings
katewasherexx 0
YDI, even I'm not that much of a bitch to my mom.
Andyangels27 0
wow that is pretty much the worst insult you could have told her. once you have a kid usually your main goal is to do as much for them as possible. so what did you expect no reply. you got an equally bad insult as most kids care about friends and fun. you both hit eachother where it hurts.
urlifemaysuk 0
I did the same thing to my mom today :( we just ended up fighting and I almost made her cry I felt horrible and felt like shit for saying what I said I couldn't stop telling her I was sorry and I didn't mean it. It does hurt your parents feelings when you tell them their not good enough