Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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pleasetryagain 0
I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.
wyld3fyr3 3
was it?
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DynamiteDice 0
ochsa?
asmidiske 0
Strangely, it goes both ways. I wrote a story about a man with a sexual attraction to trees, and my creative writing class was convinced that I was using sex as a metaphor to describe how much he loved Christmas and its symbol, the Christmas tree.
Aaroneet 0
That's why you have to be careful about certain topics. Speaking of trees... "Hello tree. I have some good news and some bad news for you today." That was the beginning to an article I studied in Journalism. The above comment made me think of it.
monzach 5
My favorite kind!!!
Shahtx22 0
School children don't lie... O.o They're only to stupid to see the truth (:
MothsWings 4
Reminds me of a friend's professor, who read in front of the class a poem about how he liked to "put his pinkie into his dog's ear until she yipped." :/
mytimeallthetime 0
U spelled *********** wrong
thefuckinloser 6
i love my dog more then i love most people but i sure as hell dont **** it
InsanishDanish 10
I find it sad how many people here think "***********" is a word...smh
SammyBby88 0
There's nothing wrong with loving your dog. Dog's are people's best friends. And I love my dog more than anything.