Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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pleasetryagain 0
I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.
wyld3fyr3 3
was it?
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Comments (86)
misspeg 0
OMG...there IS an fml god watching all our comments from above! I commented about how the spelling of *********** was wrong in the fml and an hour later *poof* it's been fixed! *gets on hands and knees and starts worshipping fml god* please bring us better fmls!!!
RyeBreadBoy 0
but it's supposed to be spelled "**********"...
jammiriffic 0
It's actually spelled "**********," so apparently they listen to your whims whether they're correct or not. *********** is not a word.
Intoxicunt 6
And now it's been changed back. I actually looked it up. "**********" is correct. Now that's settled.
Subjectzero 0
love is very difficult to write about without sexual tensions. next time, do friendship
iwadasn 33
Not if your maturity levels exceeds that of twelve-year-olds.
Ohnothingreally 0
Your classmates and I think alike. But then I saw the end of your post. So, since it's obviously not.... You're OK.
misspeg 0
my bad about the spelling of **********. fml god had to work overtime on this one. sorry!
cerebellum_fml 0
so you are fml disciple?
lets_be_ian 5
yes, because his cameo that added up to about 15 minutes worth of the total movie completely negated all of the other humor in that particular piece of cinema... I do see what you mean. that shit was funny... don't care if you like Tom Green or not. you know what they say about opinions and assholes though... I certainly am not attempting to start an argument. btw... didn't FML used to have spell check in the submission or am I losing (loosing hehe) my mind?!? This was supposed to be a reply to #36, not sure why that didnt' work out... oh well
Chaostactic 0
just say that its a metaphor for doggy style, that way everybody wins. they get thier lil gossip, and you arent a dog ****** XD
lets_be_ian 5
win!
Luckster 0
Sadly, in this age of immaturity, nobody can write stories of loving connections between humans and animals without someone claiming its a tale of ********** anymore. Even my own comics aren't safe from that, just because a man has a pet weasel. =_=
ragsy 7
**** your life? No, **** your dog!
anglicdvil524 0
Not literally I hope...xP
iwadasn 33
anglicdvil524, I'm pretty sure that was the joke.
Voids 0
lols.
nm22395 0
I agree with your classmates lol jk