Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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pleasetryagain 0
I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.
wyld3fyr3 3
was it?
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swimdiva 0
You shouldn't have f*d that dog! That was for you _fake_ :)
misspeg 0
don't they spell check fmls? OP spelled *********** wrong. smh
iwadasn 33
No, they didn't. It's **********, not ***********. Next time make sure you're actually right before you correct someone's spelling.
misspeg 0
*spelt
Ohnothingreally 0
No, you were right the first time. It's "spelled", and not "spelt".
_DeadPixels_ 0
I'm pretty sure I've seen it both ways. I'm from the UK and it would be spelt "spelt" - I think it just depends where you're from. ^_^
haweb 0
Well...it is a 'touching' story...
perdix 31
When you tried to type "Red Rover" but "Red Rocket" accidentally came out, your classmates figured it was no mistake.
toink 0
Advice Dog, be careful with this OP! D:
perdix 31
If you mentioned peanut butter in the story, we ALL know what you are about, even without taking that hoity-toity Creative Writing class.
lets_be_ian 5
damn... you just beat me to my comment... yours wasnt' there when I posted
lets_be_ian 5
you know, at least It's not cheating if you spread peanut butter on your balls and let your dog lick it off.... because its YOUR dog! was this in the story per chance? That may have been what tipped them off. ** nods to the first person to get the reference **
perdix 31
The OP's a girl. She'd just smear the peanut butter on her analagous gonads and let the dog go to town.
Super_Vegetto 0
An fml such as this one only proves that the downfall of fml won't be long now.
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
How old are? If it was in a middle school to tenth grade class then probably everyone is going to be really immature and would say something like that.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Plus, you get a lot of stupid English teachers Reading meaning into EVERYTHING.