Today, in class, everyone read my Creative Writing submission. It was a touching story about the unconditional love that exists between dog and his owner. Everybody unanimously agreed that it was probably about bestiality. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about isn't real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, my ex won a writing competition. His story was inspired by our relationship. In it, I'm a serial killing prostitute. FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML
Today, my teacher gave me a 0% on my personal narrative in my writing class. His only comment on the whole paper was, "Too long, didn't read." FML
Today, we wrote Valentine's Day poems in class. I wrote a very depressing poem about how I was rejected by all the girls I like and how it hurts to be alone. When it was read to the class, they laughed and told me it was hilarious. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
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pleasetryagain 0
I'm sorry that people are too immature to figure that there are types of relationships outside of sexual, but I don't think the internet is the best place to plea your case.
wyld3fyr3 3
was it?
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Sapphy 0
ugh, people are stupid. how can you be in such an awesome class and not be able understanding about these sort of heartwearming stories. I love stories that have the bond between human and beast. I guess they are just jealous that you did something so cool. ;) and I completely agree with #46
Sparkiee93 3
I guess that's what you get for writing cliche' touchy feely lovey crap. Sorry, I'm sure it's a lovely story, might even be good for a mass audience, and don't get me wrong I love my dog, but I take writing seriously as an art form and writing about love, or animals, or love and animals is really elementary.
greenfairy_fml 0
#57 is the most pretentious crap I've ever read. What are you, 12?
Major_General 10
Look up the story of Old Drum, the dog whose death lead to the description "man's best friend."
FarSide 23
whaddya expect for going to school with a bunch of PETA terrorists?
Fentown_fml 4
Well was it written like, 'Rufus looked up at me with those sensual doggy eyes and wagged his sexy tail. I bent down to stroke his back, returning his affectionate gaze.'? Hahaha!
sondramcfail 0
Hahahaha. x)
Weil 0
Are you in College? This one time I wrote a story in creative writing about a dude jizzing his pants whilst eating a chocolate bar. Everyone in the class didn't know it though, that was in 8th grade. But yeah, what were you expecting?
MoobyTheCow 2
They're doing you a favor, because if you were to publish it there's a chance that it would become the dominant interpretation of the literary world.
jonny2x4 0
Let's get something clear here. It is NOT "**********". It is "inter-species erotica". Get it right people!!!!
Ninjaface 0
Hey, that's a good thing. You know you've written a great work of literature when your readers start locating sexual undertones that you may or may not have intended to be there. It's probably Freud's fault.
Gallifrey_fml 0
hey, so yeah, you're right about unconditional love not existing for animals but it doesn't exist for people either (i mean people in couples not parents/children) because it is just Phenylethylamine in the brain (you can look it up) this is why chocolate is considered an aphrodisiac - it has phenylethylamine in it!