Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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idontknowanythin_fml 5
Your name, WTF.
lamdesamde 4
How the hell did she deserve this?
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Comments (262)
im_bored_tired 12
Hopefully, it was pepperoni.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Or thin crust supreme in ranch chip dip, pepperoni is just too mainstream.
dead247 13
I can't take a trolls word on pizza.
KVKdragon 26
Wow. Some guys are ridiculously stupid. Or pathetically indifferent. I can't tell which for this guy -.-
onlychildFTW 34
Maybe he didn't want to get married? It doesn't mean he is stupid or pathetically indifferent.
Kiki242 19
Your name made me laugh. :)
rivaraven 35
You have a cute name.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Maybe he felt emasculated. In any case, your use of the word wistfully has me willing to be your betrothed.
Kaylalovesyouu 8
He's probably not ready. You should wait for HIM to propose.
Enslaved 38
I'm old fashion too but watch out! People are going to backlash you for thinking that way, I can feel it. :P
perdix 31
#18, by the time he gets around to it, her asshole might be completely worn out. Once she has him trapped, she can shut down the Hershey Highway.
clueless05 12
She can propose if she wants!
Spectre529 12
Wow what a dick.. He should have been paying attention
perdix 31
Dude->English translation: No. Sorry, but when ambushed with questions about feeling or commitment, we often panic and revert to our primitive language.
Spectre529 12
Speaka Basica? xD
Axipiter 24
I usually just crack a beer, look off in the distance, and try to be as cryptic as possible.
Szaszaspasz 26
What if you don't have any beer?
tsent8 15
"Oog I want mammoth on my pizza"-a cornered man
martin_martian7 11
I'm more wondering what's up with your name?!
ooooooooooooh 4
...they had anal. I thought it was quite obvious.
DocBastard 40
Cheesus crust! This guy is a total pizza crap. He should be peppering you with kisses after that display. I doughn't know for sure, but he's probably the sauce of all your problems.
syki 22
The least she deserved was an "Olive you." I guess this tom-ain't-no kind of gentleman at all.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Damn it. You just made me hungry.
RedPillSucks 33
Pizza and doughnuts? Hmm... Well, it IS Thanksgiving.
BjgUsername 12
No as in pizza dough
BunBunBabe 8
How quick do you write these? Lol
weatherxveins 29
we had pizza for thanksgiving. we're classy around here.