Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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idontknowanythin_fml 5
Your name, WTF.
lamdesamde 4
How the hell did she deserve this?
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Comments (262)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
yeah in that case, you don't reply in a way that it feels you don't give a damn
turtlechef 2
Well he was dissapointed he thought he was getting something else besides a wife like oral
BananerzFresh 12
Maybe there was a reason he hadn't proposed yet. Sorry for that experience though OP.
PierceTheEman 4
Lolwut
Dead_Fox 17
I think a lot of people are forgetting, that for every woman that proposes and runs into something like this, there many more guys that encounter a similar scenario. It doesn't really make a difference that he's a guy being asked, or she's a girl on one knee. People are people, and sometimes humans aren't ready for that kind of commitment.
faithyXD 2
If you had to propose to him then be probably isn't man enough for you anyway
jarockstar27 10
Unfortunately op men like to chase not be chased. It kind of spoils it for them....
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
That's, from personal experience, a load of bullshit.
Austyn57 1
you proposed to your boyfriend???? WTH!!!
matvx 5
Some women like anal. Like my fiancée.
lightinthedusk 4
Did he say yes?