Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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idontknowanythin_fml 5
Your name, WTF.
lamdesamde 4
How the hell did she deserve this?
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Comments (262)
Enslaved 38
At first, I thought the trickling water sound was going to make him want to pee.
hamrtym 15
Just being honest, If that was his response, he doesn't care about you. You probably give him good sex based on your name and that's about it. This isn't an FML it's an eye opener. Move on, or stay off your knees and see how much he really wants you just for you. Not your tight butthole.
PrimeStarscream 30
Wow, he's an oblivious idiot.
perdix 31
What a ****-up! A normal guy would have been put in the mood for sushi or hibachi.
Enslaved 38
Who wouldn't enjoy spicy tuna?
perdix 31
#47, a guy who prefers going up the Poop Chute, perhaps?
jelly713 19
LOL, I kinda laughed at your long ass username. I really don't think sex is enough to persuade anyone to propose. It's one of those things that you won't get extra ordinarily long term results from great effort; either a good time and/or a strong connection with someone. It's just making things awkward & making you look desperate, so tone down a notch or two because he's clearly not ready for marriage. But it'd help if we knew how long you guys have been together. You sound like you're in your twenties. Maybe you need more time as a couple before you get more serious like marriage. I know I wouldn't be comfortable getting married yet until I'm a bit older & done with college. Talk to him about it before re-proposing, figure out why he won't give an answer, how he feels & everything then work with that.
aimferd 4
plot twist: he was gonna propose to you over pizza?
dellis44 7
Don't take it personally! It is a break from tradition, so he may have thought it was a joke.
fortunelady 17
I would take that incredibly personally. Sure, "I don't want to marry you, get up off the ground and let's go eat" is one of the worst answers a girl can get to a proposal, but "Haha, that's hilarious, good joke babe" is a close runner-up.
jose18 3
This is the reason why men should propose to women and not the other way around
DomDomxoxo 16
Oh and women should clean the house and feed the babies, while men work? We're in 2012, life has changed, Jose.
VolleyAly 14
Because women can focus long enough to listen and actually respond?
CharresBarkrey 16
Yeah because every time a man proposes, a woman HAS to say yes... Get your head out of your ass.
ilovehim_1610 3
Exactly!!! A real MAN proposes. I would never take that privilege away from by bf.
FlyingPie 17
Give him a pizza your mind.
clevercake 21
no pizza until he decides! simple :)