Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
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idontknowanythin_fml 5
Your name, WTF.
lamdesamde 4
How the hell did she deserve this?
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Comments (262)
brooke4208 0
Wow what an ass!
jadejazmyn 5
i proposed to my fiance and he said yes. A man who is truly in love with you doesn't care how it happens he just makes it happen.
danz123 7
Well, marry me instead? Only a real woman cares about equality in places like marriage proposals.
ilovehim_1610 3
Poor freaking guy!! Might as well rip off his dick, how heartless!!
Bludmagnus 13
I hope you dumped him, as he totally was not worth it.
haruhiotakufan16 7
As a girl you don't propose to a guy. It doesn't make them feel very masculine. If they want to marry you let them pick the right moment don't jump the gun.
DarthVader77 9
Two words: marriage sucks!!!
wiseKat99 13
Wow
OBTrice 15
I see the problem: normally it's the guy that proposes so maybe he was ignoring you because he already had something planned? Idk I think this needs a follow up
corleon198425 22
Aww bless your heart