Today, I took my girlfriend of three years on a romantic picnic to the park, so I could propose to her. The moment was just right, I made my move. I knelt down on one knee and asked her. Her response was "you're kneeling in dog poop." I looked down. She was right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, while on a weekend away, my boyfriend and I went for a walk. I now get to tell everyone the story of how my boyfriend got down on one knee into a pile of cow shit while proposing. FML
Today, I got on one knee in front of my girlfriend. I pulled out the ring, uttered the words, "Lisa, will you…" then abruptly shat my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
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Vava12321 0
okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D
xCrackerx 3
What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!
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Comments (87)
hXcsoccerplaya 0
hhaha wow
The_Pleb 0
If she said yeah, you should be busy doing everything but putting this unworthy fml on here
totalbadass 0
YDI for having a small ****.
blink182rocks 0
YDI FOR NOT KNOWING DOGS POOP, DUMBASS
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed 8 and 34 Still, it is pretty awful to kneel in shit at a particularly crucial moment such as that.
EpicJohn 0
Why the **** does every FML start with "Today, my girlfriend of _____ years..." no1 gives 2 ***** about how many years youve been in a relationship. just get the damn FML part
colts609380 7
did she say yes?
Vava12321 0
okkayy.. yeah.. that sucks.. but.. DID SHE SAY YES?? :D
xCrackerx 3
What a (please forgive me) shitty situation!
Username72999 0
Kneed you bring up that shit?
rachelxx 0
you win, you are my hero for the next 10 minutes
efree 0
witty.....
TheTruth1428 0
It sucks, but it's probably a soft way to say no.
ohmyword08 0
that's memorable. x) hope she said yes :)
cthulhu1138 1
Always be mindful of your surroundings.
xdrumkid101x 0
fyl if she said no. if she said yes, then why bother put this as an FML?
Ritika 0
ohhh thats pretty bad hope she said yes and all goes well for the future :p
sayheyyybabe 0
Wow, sorry. That sucks. Hopefully she says yes :)
caiyaguang 0
Did she say yes or no?