Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
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Top comments
emmaa3451 11
Maybe he should just text you ..
rustylane 6
If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.
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Comments (128)
KiddNYC1O 22
Could've been worst... Could've been a horse.
afropuffjake 9
FYL for having a boyfriend with shitty depth perception... If they hurt when they hit you I bet they would have broken a window >_
THExistentialist 13
hey. if his eyes are bad its not his fault. if your lover had astigmatism and had to wear contacts would you be all like, **** your life? no foul.
slushyslime 7
At least he was trying to be romantic !
KiddNYC1O 22
19- After she notices, she'll let down her hair allowing him to climb up.
leh9 2
Thought that counts
THExistentialist 13
the thought that the window was shut or the thought that rocks instead of a text would be more productive in the way of attention - getting? do both count? o.o
leh9 2
He was trying to be romantic by throwing rocks at her window, its just unfortunate that the window was open, but his intentions were good.
williemac987 5
It would've been funny if it was closed and then he smashed the window instead.
THExistentialist 13
hey, hey man, doesn't matter, its like, no big deal maaaan, at least- at at at leeeast. . . you got... haha... TOTALLY STONED man! righteousness.
JadeWalker 14
That's the most idiotic comment I have read so far.
THExistentialist 13
your comment is the best example of having a total lack of ability to see a sarcastic play on words in a humorous, albeit juvenile, way. your comment is just proof that FML is full of people who can't gather the courage to TRY at posting something original, funny, or valid that choose to judge others' comments instead. go prove yourself to be a NOOR or Perdix and I'll think about letting your opinion effect my feelings. until then, I cannot even begin to express the amount of a **** that I do not give about your opinion of my comment.
JadeWalker 14
Since she said little stones i doubt there are bruises. I honestly dont see why this is an fml.
kandi_kid69 15
Cheesy romance films are sweet though. (:
SLEinTN 7
85- You are so intelligent and original. Suck it!