Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML
Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML
Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my girlfriend by showing up at her apartment early. I climbed through her bedroom window, holding flowers. I got the wrong window. Some old man screamed, hit me with a broom, and called the cops. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
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emmaa3451 11
Maybe he should just text you ..
rustylane 6
If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.
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Comments (128)
LadyJoker21 0
Don't bitch about it he tried
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, because getting hit with rocks is a national pastime in your country, right?
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
But sometimes it's a good hurt! Sorry.. I couldn't help myself.. *backs away slowly*
mhopper 13
And it feels like I'm alive!!!
Devin91 20
It's the thought that counts right ?
Mioko_fml 6
Your life isn't exactly ******, it's just the romantic moment got ruinen is all o.O no biggie right? At least is the ones who tries to be romantic
yoursucklives 36
oberösterreich? da wohne ich auch!
nofearjenshere 12
Whaaaa? :b
fortunelady 17
"Austria? I live there too!"
Devin91 20
Speak English .
yoursucklives 36
upperaustria? i live there too.
Mu51kfr34k89 2
Shouldn't he have realized after the first stone that the window was open?
reddudeover 2
Perhaps if it you in the eye, otherwise this seems a little meh. Unless he threw the rock superhard which I think you would have mentioned.
stormchaser24 24
Oh no you where hit my small stones. Poor you.
darwinism 30
To answer your question of "where" OP was hit by your small stones....probably in the head/face or upper torso. It is kind of you to have such concern. But don't worry, OP probably does not know the small stones were yours.
P1Nk13 7
because nothing says "i love you" like throwing rocks at your true love's house.
fortunelady 17
My boyfriend never throws rocks at my house anymore. I think the spark is gone... I mean, when we started dating I'd have a concussion every second week. My floor would be covered in shrapnel and gravel. But now, nothing. He calls me on his phone to ask where I am. HIS PHONE. :(
robo_thunder 13
He threw "little stones" not fricken boulders, you'll live.
fortunelady 17
Very few FML's I've seen on this site are actually devastating and terminal. Irritations and petty annoyances are just as FMLworthy.
Tali147 16
If Noor had been in front of the window, she would have caught each individual stone as it flew threw the window, yes?