Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I finally put my Christmas lights up. In the process, a branch from the bush in my yard smacked me in the face, giving me a very noticeable scar on my nose. I have a photo session tomorrow. FML
Today, I cut down a dead tree in my yard. The top hit the ground and the base seesawed up in the air and came down on my head. I hit the ground like a sack of flour. Fortunately, the wood was rotted and soft. Unfortunately, the chainsaw was still running. 28 stitches in my calf. FML
Today, my neighbors threatened to sue me because a six-foot branch fell off one of my trees and into their yard, hitting nothing on the way down. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I was helping my boyfriend in the garden. When I wanted to break a piece of wood, I lost my balance. Head first against a stone. Result: five stitches in my upper lip, and a loose tooth. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, my dog was about to get hit by a tree branch, so I yelled for him to move. He got mad and started barking at me. And got nailed by the tree branch. FML
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Top comments
NeDaroft 5
I thought this was about , shaving his private parts for a second haha
THE_A_TEEN 28
Those damn trees. *shakes fists angrily in the air.
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Comments (64)
newburton13 26
Sucks to be you.
gojira666 7
U want ur husband to trim the lower part of his tree eh?? *wink wink
italiancows 8
You will thumb down this comment.
nado13579 12
To 1- There's a button for that
UnloadedChexmix 1
A good reason to do it now...
a_purple_orange 4
But trees only attack in self defense!
Me_You_Us 7
Revenge !
THE_A_TEEN 28
Those damn trees. *shakes fists angrily in the air.
reddudeover 2
*Comes and stands next to you mockingly shaking fist until you realize tress are intimate objects. :P
OhLohd111 11
Tree hugger.
ripresno 10
22-Yup trees can get very intimate at times. If you know what I mean. :)
iLickRainbows 2
I like wood.
kandi_kid69 15
Those damned trees get away with so much. ]:<
reddudeover 2
26 - Technically I didn't say trees. ;p But, I know what you mean *nods approvingly *looks around... Wtf does he mean? o.O
PurplePoet 5
52 - You said "intimate" instead of "inanimate." If that's what you MEANT to say then I'm as confused as you =p
Briiyahh 7
Wow you should have seen that they were too low lmao
NeDaroft 5
I thought this was about , shaving his private parts for a second haha
Mommyof2_91 10
Haha glad I wasn't the only one
MrSassypants 34
I thought OP said her husband was going to trim the branches on the family tree. I thought: "HOLY CRAP HE'S GOING TO MURDER THE CHILDREN!"
TheGITP 0
Is it safe to say we're all branches from the same tree?
iahntajonera 3
It isn't?
ss_20_xx 14
5, yes! Haha I read the FML twice to fully grasp the literal meaning.
RedCrow 0
I think this is a YDI moment.
Amanyyyyyy 29
5- Good to know I'm not alone!
lovepandorasaver 11
Don't you just hate when the things you love beat you.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Apparently Rihanna and the BDSM club don't.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
And men. Men love it when you beat em. Or they'll do it themselves.
shawnaishere 14
That just show us, women cannot always be right as much we love to.
lenluigi 6
husband: ow damn! look what you did to the tree! *gives tree a hug*.
slushyslime 7
Listen to your man OP
Hamo 5
If he's your husband then he will understand and not use your misfortune as an excuse to cut the tree. Stuff like this happens but when you have a hubby, he makes it feel better
KiRaKaT 9
You've never met my husband...he would have been pointing a finger at me laughing away and saying "I told you so!"
seanc722 2
Hahaha i would have also!