Today, I was really stressed, so I tried to let it out by crying. It lasted about 30 seconds, and I was making fun of myself the whole time. Even my subconscious thinks I'm pathetic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
It's all my fault
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
Today, I went to therapy. I started talking about my childhood and my life. By the time the session was over my therapist was crying. FML
Emotional support please
Today, I cried myself to sleep. Last night too, and the night before that, and the nights before those. But I guess that’s what life is, huh? FML
Are you OK?
Today, I cried so much I felt nauseous and almost puked. Why was I crying? I made up a hot, brooding, cold, and heartless guy who secretly cared about me, and who's super protective. Then I imagined him dying by being stabbed. I cried over a guy I made up in my head. FML
You can do it
Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML
Make it easy on yourself
Today, I had depressive feelings, so I decided to write about it to find out what was bothering me, and let go of the negative thoughts. While doing so, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML
Too relaxed
Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd pissed myself. FML
Cynicism is exhausting
Today, some idiot kid teased and taunted me for weeping on my "already bad performance", recording it on his phone threatening to put it on social media. I was singing and playing the guitar, in front of my childhood sweetheart, and supposedly soon-to-be wife's grave. It was our song. I do this every year on this day. FML
Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losers who act like morons because their parents never loved them, when I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML
Top comments
meggieeee51 9
Crying isn't your thing obviously. Try working out :)
Blueglasscup 18
Or sleeping. I ******* love sleeping
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meggieeee51 9
Crying isn't your thing obviously. Try working out :)
TheDrifter 24
Or drinking, it works wonders for those of us without a sentimental side.
notsorandomguy 18
11 - Better yet, drugs. Cocain, heroin and LSD can greatly enhance your life.
meggieeee51 9
Those aren't healthy ways to relieve stress. They'd cause more stress if anything
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Better yet, smoke a little herb and work out. Well work out, then smoke. You'll release all your stress and be in a great mood for the rest of the day.
Blueglasscup 18
Or sleeping. I ******* love sleeping
reddudeover 2
18 - For you maybe, obviously those aren't YOUR things. Like YOU originally implied not everyone's the same.
Tweekz14 5
36- I don't think 18 picked up on the sarcasm..
TheDrifter 24
Rub one out, smoke a blunt, wash away the pasties with a bottle of Gin, do a couple pushups and take a nap. That covers all your bases, so it's practically guaranteed to work. You're welcome.
theHIGHroad2 5
Clearly someone is having signs of schizophrenia!
calvo_07 13
You sir are a genius
meggieeee51 9
36- hahaha ok, whatever works then!
DeadxManxWalking 27
Or playing games.
challan 19
21- if you didn't smoke so much herb you'd remember what order to go in. ;) But, all in all, I agree with everyone Op! Workout, have a drinky poo (or smoke), ********** and then have a relaxing nap. That's my favorite kind of day.
XtraEzeee 8
103 for a second I thought you were saying to drink some poo. I was incredibly confused before I realized my mistake.
italiancows 8
The first thing I saw when I looked at this FML was "it lasted 30 seconds" which gave me the wrong idea...
nachohuerres 6
What he should try is all natural mota.
TheBookWyrm 18
Working out is one of the best ways to relieve stress. I do it all the time.
omfgshiz 7
Naww.. Here's a virtual hug from across the ocean.. I hope you feel better, things will fall into place eventually. :)
ummmhii 0
OP, I'm the same way. You're not the only one
BatteryAddict 11
hugs from Sweden. :)
P374RD3D 9
You have crossed the barrier into total fail
THE_A_TEEN 28
People whit write their name in a mixture of letters and numbers are total fails.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Damn it. *who
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
3- The irony...
dancinwookie 21
Welcome to FML, P374RD3D. You're gonna need The Grammar Book, Dictionary, Thesaurus and, probably, an Encyclopedia on hand; you've entered the land of genius smart-asses, and vice versa. Change your name or you will be brutality slaughtered by the Grammar Nazis. Seriously. Also, on an aside, my phone suggested Nabisco in place of Nazis. Even my phone doesn't want to bring up WW2. Nope, let's talk cookies and crackers! Go ahead and thumb me down.
BeccaHugs 17
3 -You have crossed the barrier into being totally unfunny and making rude, unnecessary remarks that no one cares about. Congratulations.
banana_buddy 6
#3 has a shit name but he has a point. Pity and sympathy isn't going to resolve anything, OP needs to realize his failures in life and work towards a resolution. Good job #3 in telling OP the cold hard truth.
dancinwookie 21
#112- That is terrible advice. Sometimes you just need a good cry. It doesn't make you weak nor does it mean you're having a pity party. It relieves stress. Also, focus on your triumphs and not your failures. Everybody has their shortcomings, but you can use your strengths to compensate or learn to overcome. Don't focus so much on the negative. End of rant.
Loveboat123 0
.... Maybe your subconscious thinks you're too strong to be crying
ICastillo 25
Ya dude lift weights or something just don't cry about it, do something about it.
retyi43 14
I know this gets old, but I am shocked by proper use of your/you're.
Webslinger66 10
YDI. Let it out.
raraisbang 12
I'm not sure how op did it, but I am sure that only a jackass would say op did it. Everyone has a nutso breakdown occasionaly. It's just a fact. Sometimes, life can really suck :D
TheMathMajor 26
28, YDI stands for You Deserve It, not You Did It.
raraisbang 12
In this case does it really matter? Op obviously didn't deserve or do it to themselves. Obviously op is stressed. Congrats on trolling. :D
TheMathMajor 26
I was just letting you know...
doubleea 3
I don't think many people know what trolling is...
dethbunny 0
I think he meant that OP deserved to let it all out, not that he deserved to be stressed...
Webslinger66 10
Thank you!!
person961 9
Instead of breaking down like that, talk to someone about your feelings and try to enjoy your life a little
DocBastard 40
That's your grand idea? Crying will help you relieve stress? How about simply bypassing the melodramatic bullshit and addressing the problem head on?
emba_fml 13
why can't OP do both? obviously they have some deep-seated self esteem issues, which definitely hurts enough to cry about. they never said they were not going to face their problems as well.
Bekll 31
Not only those with self esteem issues will cry. It's a universal reaction to stress, anguish, etc.
simplylost643 0
#7- I like it! Simple, no nonsense, productive, and rewarding. Figures that people on here would thumb it down though.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Head on, apply directly to the forehead.
1crabbygirl 10
Even when the "problem" is getting solved, the stress can still happen. a workout is my drug of choice also.
emba_fml 13
46 - im assuming OP has self esteem problems because they were thinking they're pathetic for crying. o:
Bobissmall 13
Crying can actually help with depression and such things, I'm surprised you didn't know that Doc...
Vociferouslife 4
Hahaha you're SN certainly suits you, doc.
DocBastard 40
Bobissmall - I'm surprised you didn't read my comment #76 where I fully acknowledge that crying can reduce stress. Now kindly hop off my nuts. Your trolling attempt has failed again.
xStaciexLynnx 15
I agree with Doc. From the FML it doesn't sound like OP was so upset that (s)he just started crying. (S)he was being dramatic and trying to force tears. Get over it.
hugsnkissesforu 0
Purposely crying is a bit weird, but I find when major things happen that make me stressed sometimes I cry, like when I don't make a team I really wanted to make or do bad on a test. Point is if your going to cry about something don't do it forever and don't mope about it forever just do what you need to do to make things better, you dont get anywhere crying but sometimes for a short time you just have to let it out,
stephan18 23
Doc why you always dismiss people who prove you wrong as failed trolls? You seem to be an asshole who won't admit it.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Perhaps it's a sign that feeling sorry for yourself gets nothing done. Take a few deep breaths, then man up and face your problems.
reddudeover 2
Yeah, op take a few deep breaths and sow that shit. ANY emotion from a man is a sign of weakness. And then people will wonder why you snapped and killed 30+ people because of your unresolved emotional problems.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
You think calming down is a bad idea, as opposed to further upsetting yourself? Sounds like you could use some of my advice. Relax. Breathe.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Just for clarification, I never said it was weak for a man to cry. I've told women to "man up" before. It simply means to stop feeling sorry for yourself, get up, and conquer your obstacles, because no one else is going to do it for you. Nothing boosts self-confidence like overcoming your insecurities on your own. I speak from personal experience.
reddudeover 2
47 - And that's just the problem your PERSONAL experience isn't universal. Some peolple are working through their problems and trying hard, it's not about feeling sorry for yourself its about releasing stress and for somepeople crying does that it's cathartic.
ss_20_xx 14
Both of you are right. Yes crying does help some people (including me) when they're really stressed and just want to 'let it all out.' After that's done, you 'man up' and deal with your problems with a light head. =)
alycion 39
Everyone and then there is nothing like crying and beating up a pillow to recharge. Little kids have it right. Well for those that that method works for. Sometimes you can't change what is stressing you and before you can change how you are reacting to it a brain dump is required.
death_prevails 6
63, I have seen the effects of Vasilisa's suggestion, however personal, reproduced on a significant enough number of people for me to say that it seems to apply to a large number of people. I have also seen the other extreme, which works out significantly worse. I would say that a balance isn't quite the answer here - in my opinion, it should be a little closer to "manning up". It's ok to feel sorry for yourself occasionally and cry about it, but overdo it by just a tiny amount and you're shooting yourself in the foot rather badly. On an aside, experience is the best teacher. And if you're giving someone advice and can empathise, rather than just sympathise, with them it trends to be a lot more effective in the long run. WHICH is why I have a problem with a lot of therapists.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Reddudeover, why are you so hostile? You wouldn't happen to be OP by chance, would you? Because you're acting a little too defensive for it to not raise my suspicions. Of course my experiences are personal. Brilliant deduction. Hence why I'm offering my suggestions, which worked for me. It's obvious that OP's methods aren't working to his advantage. Stop trying to pick a fight with everyone here, it's growing tiresome.
reddudeover 2
Tell that to the parents of a teen who was bullied and didn't just "man up", but instead killed themselves. Or the one that did and was subsequently harmed. I'm not saying the answer is simple (I don't think you're saying that either), it's very nuanced. But crying and feeling sad about the situation you're in isn't diametrically opposed to trying to get out of it. That might just be your way of coping.
reddudeover 2
What have I said that's hostile?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Well I can't do that, can I? They're dead. If you care to read this, this is what I mean by 'manning up' : I myself was cruelly bullied for a great portion of my life, for every reason imaginable. I was a foreigner living in a very xenophobic town, and had a hard time communicating. I was also living in a violent and abusive home for my entire life. No one to go to. My friends treated me cruelly, my teachers didn't give a shit, and I could go on and on with my sob story, but I'll get to the relevant point. No amount of crying or wallowing in my own misery ever helped me. It brought me down further than I could even imagine. I still battle endless bullshit in my adult life. Being anti-social in a very people-heavy area, being mistreated by my bosses at a dead-end job, medical ailments I can't afford to have treated. And you know what I do? If I must have a good cry, it is short and controlled. I let out the stress, but I don't beat myself up. Afterwards I pick myself the **** up, release my physical energy into a session of Yoga, meditate, and get on with my day with a clear mind. My point is that crying does release stress, but if you're going to kick yourself when you're down, 'man up' and try to pull yourself out of that hole. There is no instant long-term solution. And I do not feel pity for suiciders either. After all my personal failed attempts, I feel stupid for getting to that point, yet proud that I 'manned up' and forced my logical side to control the emotional one. Sorry for this obscenely ******* long autobiography, but I know what I'm talking about. Manning up is not getting drunk and punching out some yutz at a bar. It's collecting yourself, and knowing that no one has true control over your life but you.
reddudeover 2
Longest post I've ever seen and all this has been futile because we agree in the first place. I don't think someone should stay down, that's why they're crying, crying doesn't have to be a completely depressing sad thing. Tears of joy, "crying" from laughter, crying and getting all of the pain out so they can turn around and "man up". I've always felt renewed on the rare occasions where I do cry and just get all that's eating me up out. I've even laughed afterward both at me crying and my problems it's hard to explain it feels like I'm physically getting all of the pain out and pressing reset.
tylersign 11
Ok. This is weird, but we just did Yoga in chemistry.. Try it. Meditation and Yoga helps so much, in my opinion. No, I'm not crazy... O.o
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
They work wonders for my anger and stress everytime, and are healthy for the body as well as the mind.
TheDrifter 24
Sitting still only gives me time to think, which is guaranteed to get my anger stoked. The only long term cure for stress is to eliminate the cause. Now to ponder a method that doesn't involve a shotgun and the trunk of a Cadillac.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
The only way to get to the long term cure is with the aid of several short term cures. The point of Yoga and meditation is to clear your mind, so you don't think about killing people. With your mind free of negative thoughts, you build up your tolerance to negative outside stimuli. Thus the path to your goals opens up, and the obstacles seem far less threatening and easier to conquer.
TheDrifter 24
I see now, I'm doing it wrong. It's a scary, scary place in my mind, letting it plot is a bad thing. Clearing the mind is a good thing, but I need to do something familiar and repetitive, like working the forge, so I can let my mind wander without my hands wanting someone to choke.
YayFlameWarz 9
Just go jerk off like most men with stress.